New CA Bill: Waiters Will Serve 6 Months In Prison For Handing Out ‘Unsolicited’ Straws

The Western Journal ^ | 1-25-18 | Caterine DeCiccio

[Army Air Corps]

Imprisonment for a straw.

[MNDude]

This is got to break the camel’s back.

[TruthWillWin]

California liberals are like Nazis!

[fieldmarshaldj]

Fascist derangement state.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

*SMIRK*

[fieldmarshaldj]

California liberals are like Nazis!

[rdl6989]

Don’t they have bigger things to worry about?

[outpostinmass2]

Reusable straws? No thanks.

[OKSooner]

First. World. Problem.

[Red Badger]

Inmate 1: What you in for?

Inmate 2: Giving an unsolicited straw to a diner.

Inmate 2: Guards! GET ME OUTTA HERE!.............................

[jeffc]

What happens if the server is an illegal alien?

[TruthWillWin]

Right, I stand corrected.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

When I was a kid many moons ago, we had paper straws. Make America Great Again and use paper straws.

[colorado tanker]

He used a straw! Send him to the Pit of Misery!

Dilly, Dilly!

[Jonny7797]

Somehow I don’t think that’s going to fly, even in CA.

[Wolfie]

There are some things that just aren’t going to get any better without public beatdowns.

[fwdude]

When will Crazyfornia dictate the number of breaths per minute persons are allowed to take?

[Army Air Corps]

“This seemed like a huge waste,” Cress continued. “Straws are made of oil, a precious and finite resource. Is making single-use plastic straws, which will be used for a matter of minutes before being tossed away, really what we want to do with this resource?”

Most soda straws are made of polypropylene, which is recyclable.

[Jonny7797]

He posted this on twitter:

Ian C. Calderon Retweeted

@IanCalderon
19h19 hours ago

I’d like to clarify that #AB1884 (Straws Upon Request) is (a) NOT a ban; (b) should it become law, it will NOT make it a crime for servers to provide plastic straws. My intention is simply to raise awareness about the detrimental effects of plastic straws on our environment.