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Man found dead in gym tanning bed
www.fox5ny.com ^ | Updated: Jan 26 2018 11:49AM EST | By: FOX5NY.COM STAFF

Posted on 01/26/2018 9:32:24 AM PST by Red Badger

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DOESN'T SAY HOW LONG HE WAS IN THERE.....................
1 posted on 01/26/2018 9:32:24 AM PST by Red Badger
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"determine the exact cause of death. "

Photon torpedo

2 posted on 01/26/2018 9:33:52 AM PST by Paladin2
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Setting on tanning bed was ‘Extra Crispy’.......................


3 posted on 01/26/2018 9:34:36 AM PST by Red Badger (Wanna surprise? Google your own name. Wanna have fun? Google your friends names......)
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Hmmmm. Past medium rare I’m guessing. Was corey booker in the area?


4 posted on 01/26/2018 9:34:39 AM PST by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?!)
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Well done ...


5 posted on 01/26/2018 9:34:46 AM PST by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
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Opiates?


6 posted on 01/26/2018 9:37:35 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (Benedict McCain is the worst traitor ever to wear the uniform of the US military.)
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Arkancide


7 posted on 01/26/2018 9:38:52 AM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist (God Bless Attorney General Jeff Sessions! Thank You!)
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OD’d on UV!....................


8 posted on 01/26/2018 9:40:08 AM PST by Red Badger (Wanna surprise? Google your own name. Wanna have fun? Google your friends names......)
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p309
9 posted on 01/26/2018 9:40:27 AM PST by Snickering Hound
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The tanning parlors have mostly disappeared around here. Seems the customers wised up.

10 posted on 01/26/2018 9:43:45 AM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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Or died from skin cancers...................


11 posted on 01/26/2018 9:51:05 AM PST by Red Badger (Wanna surprise? Google your own name. Wanna have fun? Google your friends names......)
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"Am I done yet?"

12 posted on 01/26/2018 9:51:48 AM PST by Obadiah
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“You look marvelous!”

“Its better to look good than feel good!”
— Fernando Lamas


13 posted on 01/26/2018 9:52:05 AM PST by RedMonqey (“Rockets... Lottsa Rockets...”)
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He went out in the middle of GTL like a proud Jersey Guido.


14 posted on 01/26/2018 10:01:32 AM PST by KC_Conspirator
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A news article published in the Princeton Patch states the deceased was concerned about drug rehabilitation programs. Also has a photo of him. He looks like someone who took care of himself. Odd.


15 posted on 01/26/2018 10:02:05 AM PST by 4Runner
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He went out in the middle of GTL....

Okay got it:

GTL...The process of staying fresh and mint. Stands for "Gym, tan, laundry." Must be done everyday to achieve maximum potential. Side effects include fist pumping. Coined by the eloquent Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino from MTV's ground breaking Jersey Shore.

16 posted on 01/26/2018 10:08:38 AM PST by 4Runner
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No drugs involved here, move along...


17 posted on 01/26/2018 10:12:21 AM PST by matthew fuller (Updated tagline on order.)
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"Ricigliani's been taken care of"


18 posted on 01/26/2018 10:13:49 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Arguing with the left is like trying to reason with a crazy bum hearing voices)
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"...Just five more minutes..."


19 posted on 01/26/2018 10:14:40 AM PST by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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You snooze, you lose!


20 posted on 01/26/2018 10:15:53 AM PST by Boomer One ( ToUsesn)
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