Model gets £100k payout flight attendant spilled boiling hot noodle soup on her privates

The Sun ^ | 23 January 2018 | Kate Schneider

[Gamecock]

The woman, identified only by her surname Chang, suffered third-degree burns to her genitals, thigh and abdomen

At least she didn't put a balm on it!

[rjsimmon]

Pictures, or it didn’t happen.

[Col Frank Slade]

DID I TELL YOU TO PUT ON THE BALM ?

[dsrtsage]

Boiling hot anything on a plane just sounds like a bad idea. Prolly safer to eat the salmon

[rigelkentaurus]

I don’t see how the stewardesses of Asiana Air could be guilty of much of anything.

[lee martell]

Embarrassing Question De Jour:

Why do we English speakers always describe ‘Genitals’ in plural?
Meaning, this poor woman got burned ‘down there’.
but she only has one area most would describe as ‘Genital’.
Right?

[MD Expat in PA]

Prolly safer to eat the salmon

No. You never should have the fish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir1rzzGugIU

[dfwgator]

cock Full Title: Model gets £100k payout after Asiana Airlines flight attendant spilled boiling hot noodle soup on her privates causing severe burns

I hate it when that happens....(I also hate when we lose to you guys)

[hardspunned]

“Genitals in plural “

Some type lgbtxyz?

[Enchante]

NEVER have the fish!

[House Atreides]

Sometimes singular does not adequately describe what’s down there.
;-)

[VietVet876]

Tastes just like chicken.

[PGR88]

As a waiter in college, I once dropped a slice of prime rib into the lap of woman wearing a really expensive dress. I know because she made sure my boss and I were aware of it.

[Don Corleone]

_ _it happens.

[ClearCase_guy]

Most expensive dish of ramen noodles ever recorded.

[Larry Lucido]

The woman, identified only by her surname Chang

Donna Chang?

[Boogieman]

TTIWWP

Not Guilty, Your Honor!

[gundog]

I seriously doubt that her ovaries were burned.

[Gamecock]

Genitalia.