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1 posted on 01/21/2018 8:33:01 PM PST by nickcarraway
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Talent’s gone awry.


2 posted on 01/21/2018 8:38:52 PM PST by Beowulf9
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So the cops got him hooked on donuts...and then bust him. Entrapment? LOL :o)


3 posted on 01/21/2018 8:39:14 PM PST by BookmanTheJanitor
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sounds like a new Simpson episode


4 posted on 01/21/2018 8:47:15 PM PST by Undecided 2012
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Perp glazed over the details.


6 posted on 01/21/2018 8:51:23 PM PST by HonkyTonkMan
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This story has some holes in it.


7 posted on 01/21/2018 8:56:25 PM PST by over3Owithabrain
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Stealing from Dunkin’ Doughnuts? The felon has no taste, but now a record.


8 posted on 01/21/2018 8:58:25 PM PST by Fungi
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I think there is a fantastic ad campaign that Dunkin Donuts can launch. It just wrote itself. “Our donuts are so good, you can steal them.....for 99 cents each.”


9 posted on 01/21/2018 9:06:34 PM PST by TMA62 (Al Sharpton - The North Korea of race relations)
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It's late. Must be.

I read that headline as "Donut-eating CHIMP" I was trying to comprehend how a monkey could be arrested.


10 posted on 01/21/2018 9:15:55 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Did Barack Obama denounce Communism and dictatorships when he visited Cuba as a puppet of the State?)
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Singleness of purpose.


11 posted on 01/21/2018 9:28:33 PM PST by Yardstick
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"You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop."

--Leonard Smalls, Raising Arizona

12 posted on 01/21/2018 9:52:37 PM PST by FredZarguna (And what Rough Beast, its hour come round at last, slouches toward 5th Avenue, to be born?)
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Seems to me that if someone were trying to avoid the police, the LAST place they'd want to go would be a donut shop:


13 posted on 01/21/2018 10:11:18 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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Doughnut-Eating Champ Arrested for Breaking Into Doughnut Shop
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That isn’t really news.

Now, if he had broken into a Health Food Store,that may be news....


14 posted on 01/21/2018 10:29:13 PM PST by xrmusn ((6/98)""In todays world:::WE, THE USofA are Rudyard Kiplings 'Tommy'")
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Eight glazed donuts in two minutes? I could knock em out in a minute.


15 posted on 01/21/2018 11:32:52 PM PST by WASCWatch
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The 3 spellings of

donut

doughnut

dougnut?


18 posted on 01/22/2018 2:13:08 AM PST by Gasshog ( Fight climate change - Try beating the air and scream at the sky)
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