Posted on 01/15/2018 11:15:26 AM PST by arrow107
Just Having some fun with my son's school assignment in which he is to take a current event/issue and turn it into a book/story. I thought a small book with each page starting with "You Might Be A Sh*thole Country If...." (hats off to Jeff Foxworthy) and add pics and some stats/info for each. I know that Freepers have a biting sense of humor coupled with facts to make this so much more than we can do alone. So, if you will, a little help Freepers to get us started; You Might Be A Sh*thole Country If....
Éamon de Valera was born on 14 October 1882 in New York City, the son of Catherine Coll—an Irishwoman originally from Bruree, County Limerick—and Juan Vivion de Valera, described on the birth certificate as a Spanish artist born in the Basque Country. His parents were reportedly married on 18 September 1881 at St Patrick's Church in Jersey City, New Jersey, but archivists have not located any marriage certificate or any birth, baptismal, or death certificate information for anyone called Juan Vivion de Valera (nor for "de Valeros", an alternative spelling). On de Valera's original birth certificate, his name is given as George de Valero and his father is listed as Vivion de Valero. Although he was known as Edward de Valera before 1901, a fresh birth certificate was issued in 1910, in which his first name was officially changed to Edward and his father's surname given as "de Valera". As a child, he was known as "Eddie" or "Eddy".[
Your fellow citizens look for driftwood to build rafts with to heave into the ocean toward certain death to try and escape.
.... if the police are scared of the bad guys
...... if anyone in 2017 dies of starvation
You know you are a shit-hole country when the UN lets Hillary Clinton and Bill skim the top 90% of your foreign aid and disaster relief and the media pretends it did not happen.
Omg that is funny
If the first and last letters of your country spell a greeting.
Really good one
You Know Your A Sh*thole Country If.........all the natives take a pee in the drinking water.
... if your country routinely starts the spread of bird flus because everyone has chickens in their homes.
You call the cockroaches “wallpaper’
That is an old map. Los Angeles isn’t dark brown.
... people don’t sit on porcelain to poop.
You’re.
The other ones allow for some doubt. This one is, BY DEFINITION, a shithole.
Or to modify.... You know you live in a $h!those country when they don’t have big box stores but they do have big box houses.
You might be a sh*thole country if you have to sh*t in a hole regularly.
YMBLIASCI:
Your national currency is rice.
Your main export is tuberculosis.
Your soccer ball used to be your neighbor’s head.
You bought Chelsea Clinton’s wedding dress.
I'll bet your one of those people who advises you're kids to spell correctly in school.
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