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(Vanity) You Know Your A Sh*thole Country If.......
FreeRePublic | 1-15-18 | Jack Mosby

Posted on 01/15/2018 11:15:26 AM PST by arrow107

Just Having some fun with my son's school assignment in which he is to take a current event/issue and turn it into a book/story. I thought a small book with each page starting with "You Might Be A Sh*thole Country If...." (hats off to Jeff Foxworthy) and add pics and some stats/info for each. I know that Freepers have a biting sense of humor coupled with facts to make this so much more than we can do alone. So, if you will, a little help Freepers to get us started; You Might Be A Sh*thole Country If....


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KEYWORDS: democrats; media; shthole; trump
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To: arrow107
... government employees have higher salaries than those in the private sector.
61 posted on 01/15/2018 12:19:19 PM PST by snarkpup (The swamp is draining; and the alligators are allegating.)
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To: TonyM
If a child born in your country becomes President of another country.

Éamon de Valera was born on 14 October 1882 in New York City, the son of Catherine Coll—an Irishwoman originally from Bruree, County Limerick—and Juan Vivion de Valera, described on the birth certificate as a Spanish artist born in the Basque Country. His parents were reportedly married on 18 September 1881 at St Patrick's Church in Jersey City, New Jersey, but archivists have not located any marriage certificate or any birth, baptismal, or death certificate information for anyone called Juan Vivion de Valera (nor for "de Valeros", an alternative spelling). On de Valera's original birth certificate, his name is given as George de Valero and his father is listed as Vivion de Valero. Although he was known as Edward de Valera before 1901, a fresh birth certificate was issued in 1910, in which his first name was officially changed to Edward and his father's surname given as "de Valera". As a child, he was known as "Eddie" or "Eddy".[

62 posted on 01/15/2018 12:20:38 PM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Psephomancers for Hillary!)
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To: arrow107

Your fellow citizens look for driftwood to build rafts with to heave into the ocean toward certain death to try and escape.


63 posted on 01/15/2018 12:21:32 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: arrow107

.... if the police are scared of the bad guys


64 posted on 01/15/2018 12:21:58 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: arrow107

...... if anyone in 2017 dies of starvation


65 posted on 01/15/2018 12:22:26 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: BenLurkin

You know you are a shit-hole country when the UN lets Hillary Clinton and Bill skim the top 90% of your foreign aid and disaster relief and the media pretends it did not happen.


66 posted on 01/15/2018 12:22:43 PM PST by KC Burke (If all the world is a stage, I would like to request my lighting be adjusted.)
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To: PROCON

Omg that is funny


67 posted on 01/15/2018 12:26:19 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: arrow107

If the first and last letters of your country spell a greeting.


68 posted on 01/15/2018 12:26:38 PM PST by SarahPalin2012
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To: dead

Really good one


69 posted on 01/15/2018 12:27:13 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: arrow107

You Know Your A Sh*thole Country If.........all the natives take a pee in the drinking water.


70 posted on 01/15/2018 12:27:46 PM PST by Liz (Our side has 8 Trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: arrow107

... if your country routinely starts the spread of bird flus because everyone has chickens in their homes.


71 posted on 01/15/2018 12:27:54 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: arrow107

You call the cockroaches “wallpaper’


72 posted on 01/15/2018 12:28:29 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: Carl Vehse

That is an old map. Los Angeles isn’t dark brown.


73 posted on 01/15/2018 12:29:57 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: arrow107

... people don’t sit on porcelain to poop.


74 posted on 01/15/2018 12:30:28 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: arrow107

You’re.


75 posted on 01/15/2018 12:31:02 PM PST by OKSooner (Joan Rivers, RIP)
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To: Shamrock-DW
8. If the “Medical Briefing” includes information that the roadside ditches not only serve as flood control, but also as a common latrine- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole

The other ones allow for some doubt. This one is, BY DEFINITION, a shithole.

76 posted on 01/15/2018 12:31:32 PM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: Terry Mross

Or to modify.... You know you live in a $h!those country when they don’t have big box stores but they do have big box houses.


77 posted on 01/15/2018 12:32:13 PM PST by BRL
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To: arrow107

You might be a sh*thole country if you have to sh*t in a hole regularly.


78 posted on 01/15/2018 12:32:46 PM PST by berry65
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To: arrow107

YMBLIASCI:
Your national currency is rice.
Your main export is tuberculosis.
Your soccer ball used to be your neighbor’s head.
You bought Chelsea Clinton’s wedding dress.


79 posted on 01/15/2018 12:33:22 PM PST by dead
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To: FirstFlaBn
Very good...

I'll bet your one of those people who advises you're kids to spell correctly in school.

80 posted on 01/15/2018 12:33:38 PM PST by OKSooner (Joan Rivers, RIP)
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