Oprah For President? Why Not Miley Cyrus, Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton?

[pinochet]

For those who want Oprah to be the next President, I have a better idea on who should serve in the next government. How about Miley Cyrus as President, Kim Kardashian as Vice President, and Paris Hilton as Secretary of Defense. As Secretary of State, we need someone with experience of visiting foreign countries. How about Madonna? If qualifications and experience mean nothing to the elites in this country, I cannot think of better candidates than those.

[al baby]

[Verse 1]
Uh, what’s happening CC?
They still call it the White House
But that’s a temporary condition, too
Can you dig it, CC?

To each his reach
And if I don’t cop, it ain’t mine to have
But I’ll be reachin’ for ya
Cause I love ya, CC
Right on

There’s a lot of chocolate cities, around
We’ve got Newark, we’ve got Gary
Somebody told me we got L.A
And we’re working on Atlanta
But you’re the capital, CC

[Refrain]
Gainin’ on ya
Get down
Gainin’ on ya
Movin’ in and on ya
Gainin’ on ya
Can’t you feel my breath, heh
Gainin’ on ya
All up around your neck, heh heh

[Verse 2]
Hey, CC
They say you’re jivin’ game, it can’t be changed
But on the positive side
You’re my piece of the rock
And I love you, CC
Can you dig it?

Hey, uh, we didn’t get our forty acres and a mule
But we did get you, CC, heh, yeah
Gainin’ on ya
Movin’ in and around ya
God bless CC and it’s vanilla suburbs

[Refrain]
Gainin’ on ya
Gainin’ on ya
Gainin’ on ya
Gainin’ on ya
What’s happening, blood?
Gainin’ on ya
Gainin’ on ya
Gainin’ on ya
Gainin’ on ya

[Verse 3]
Yeah
What’s happening, black?
Brother black, blood even
Yeah-ahh, just funnin’
Gettin’ down

Ah, blood to blood
Ah, players to ladies
The last percentage count was eighty
You don’t need the bullet when you got the ballot
Are you up for the downstroke, CC?
Chocolate City
Are you with me out there?

And when they come to march on ya
Tell ‘em to make sure they got their James Brown pass
And don’t be surprised if Ali is in the White House
Reverend Ike, Secretary of the Treasure
Richard Pryor, Minister of Education
Stevie Wonder, Secretary of fine arts
And Miss Aretha Franklin, the First Lady
Are you out there, CC?
A chocolate city is no dream
It’s my piece of the rock and I dig you, CC
God bless Chocolate City and it’s (gainin’ on ya!) vanilla suburbs
Can y’all get to that?

[Refrain]
Gainin’ on ya
Easin’ in
Gainin’ on ya!
In yo’ stuff
Gainin’ on ya
Huh, can’t get enough
Gainin’ on ya
Gainin’ on ya
Be mo’ funk, be mo’ funk
Gainin’ on ya
Can we funk you too?
Gainin’ on ya
Right on, Chocolate City

[al baby]

Humblegunner Secretary of Internet outreach

[al baby]

I dont think the rule of law matters much in regards to electing a President...... I E OBAMA

[Leep]

Blog inspector general?

[seawolf101]

[al baby]

Oprah dint get where she is today by being a full time ebonic speaking hood rat she aint dumb and started with far less than DT and did her self well can’t stand her wont vote for her but she is not Hillary the most qualified two time loser ever I would have like to have had a seat in the back of the room to hear those negotionaions

[napscoordinator]

Well that is true, although he was over 35. I think age will always matter. Yes Obama was born in Hawaii although Sheriff Joe is making his campaign about Obama and the birth certificate. Arizona is not as red as it used to be. We need to win Flake’s seat and Joe discussing a previous President is not exactly a winning message.

[blackdog]

IMHO a perpetually angry Oprah might just make a pretty good elected official in any capacity. Much like Trump she isn’t willing to sell out. Can you just see her botch slap the black caucus bloody? I can. She has no time for identity politics. All people bleed green.

[al baby]

People will hate me she still cleans up well too

[JLAGRAYFOX]

No...Good folks, the real gig ticket is Oprah Winfrey for POTUS, and her Best Friend Forever (BFF), Harvey Weinstein for Vice President. Just what America needs, another Obamabot and a 100% ugly male, sex pervert. Yeh...that’s what I’m, talkin’ about...”NOT”!!!

[humblegunner]

Hell Yeah!

[mass55th]

Why not Harvey Weinstein? After all, he’s already got the sexual harassment/sexual abuse complaints out of the way.

[AllAmericanGirl44]

Your lil experience with the opie has tainted your vision of reality.

Identity politics isn’t for her? Are you sure about that?

It’s all about the women - that’s identity politics
She expressed her wisdom in reducing racism by stating that ‘old people need to die off’ - identity politics much?

I could go on but honestly, just stop. You can share your happy lil story by don’t add in things that are untrue.
I could share stories of those I know personally who worked with and for her - it’s not pretty and not anywhere in the neighborhood of what you’re trying to suggest about her.

[right way right]

I would vote for Homer Simpson over any dem.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

You da man!!