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1 posted on 01/05/2018 8:40:57 AM PST by Red Badger
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Man 'smearing feces' redirects flight to Anchorage

I hope it was the pilot(s) who redirected the flight, otherwise the cleaning crew is going to need to sanitize those yokes...

2 posted on 01/05/2018 8:43:08 AM PST by WayneS (An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill)
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Normally when someone starts smearing feces, its performance art. Or a chimp in a cage.


3 posted on 01/05/2018 8:45:24 AM PST by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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A SJW I am guessing. If so, I’m sure he felt justified in his behavior. They always do. Or maybe he was simply doing performance art. On a plane. He might even be eligible for an art grant.


5 posted on 01/05/2018 8:45:48 AM PST by Nevadan
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I hate it when that happens.


6 posted on 01/05/2018 8:47:44 AM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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Why. I.

Don't. Fly.

9 posted on 01/05/2018 8:50:16 AM PST by Fightin Whitey
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Performance art or refugee?


10 posted on 01/05/2018 8:52:28 AM PST by struggle
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Must be one of them liberal artists plying his stock in trade.....


11 posted on 01/05/2018 8:55:09 AM PST by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone? I think Trump may give it back...)
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Flying commercial is about the same as riding a city bus in the worst slum in any given urban rat-hole.

The "romance of travel" won't return until there are commercial flights available to Mars and other extra-terrestrial destinations.

Get your ticket to that wheel in space

While there's time

13 posted on 01/05/2018 9:02:33 AM PST by TTFlyer
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‘Airport Police say the adult male...’

Adult male what? Chimpanzee? The lack of a name or any descriptor tells me this perp was either an African or a Muslim, or both. Why are they protecting his identity?


14 posted on 01/05/2018 9:02:57 AM PST by bk1000 (I stand with Trump)
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Perhaps they need to start putting ejection seats in these airliners? That way, you won’t have to compromise the schedules of the rest of the passengers.


16 posted on 01/05/2018 9:04:38 AM PST by WKUHilltopper (WKU 2016 Boca Raton Bowl Champions)
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My grandpa worked in a nuthouse. He said that playing with and eating poop is common among crazy people.


20 posted on 01/05/2018 9:09:09 AM PST by DungeonMaster (Goblins, Orcs and the Undead: Metaphors for the godless left.)
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Man 'smearing feces' redirects flight to Anchorage

"Anchorage Thattaway" said the smeared poo markings in the bathroom, so away they went.

22 posted on 01/05/2018 9:10:24 AM PST by RegulatorCountry
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I thought it was legal in many places now to publicly defecate!

Discrimination!


24 posted on 01/05/2018 9:15:22 AM PST by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs.)
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It’s okay if it involved a crucifix.


25 posted on 01/05/2018 9:15:50 AM PST by Uncle Miltie (Government: Another Gang that steals your money for "Protection".)
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Well, that was a crappy flight.


26 posted on 01/05/2018 9:40:05 AM PST by AlaskaErik (I served and protected my country for 31 years. Progressives spent that time trying to destroy it.)
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Well - as they say - “$h/+ happens!”.


37 posted on 01/05/2018 11:41:25 AM PST by FrankR (On the knees is not a good place to be...a man on the knees is only half a man.....)
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due to a "passenger smearing feces everywhere"
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           "I hate when I do that."

44 posted on 01/05/2018 2:41:55 PM PST by sparklite2 (Read the Sparklite Times)
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