Posted on 01/04/2018 8:36:00 AM PST by simpson96
Former first daughter Chelsea Clinton has denied online accusations that she worships Satan after she wished the Church of Satan a Happy New Year, affirming that she is a Methodist.
"Oh goodness gracious. We can be civil, cheerful, respectful to & friends with people who don't share our religious beliefs. Sometimes, we even marry them. I'm a Methodist & my husband is Jewish, thank you for asking," Clinton wrote in a Twitter message on Wednesday.
The tweet was in response to a now-deleted post by user Rhonda Kazmierski, who wrote earlier in the day: "At least @ChelseaClinton is open about worshiping #Satan. #ChurchOfSatan If only @HillaryClinton could be as honest."
Clinton raised eyebrows when she exchanged a couple of tweets with The Church of Satan account earlier, wishing the organization a "Happy New Year."
The Church of Satan on Wednesday responded to the controversy by stating in a tweet that like Clinton, its members also do not worship Satan, despite the name.
"Like we stated before, if someone is polite to us, we respond in kind. We've been very courteous with folks on the other side of the political spectrum who approached us the same. That this is shocking news is fascinating in and of itself," the Church of Satan wrote.
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Flies more like
Trying to get into her windows
These days Methodist churches are the only thing closing-up shop faster than Sears stores.
Such a horrid song and band.
Every song on Beauty is a keeper
“It’s obvious bullshit, of course, because even as a grown - uh - specimen Chelsea Clinton can’t count to ten without taking off her panties, scratching the scrofulous, seaweed-encrusted yeasty maw therin, and using her chittering chitinous cloacal chelipeds as dactylonomous aids. She certainly can’t write her own name unless we think finger-painting in the medium of saliva-softened excrement counts as penmanship.
But let’s, for a second, assume it was true: what a horrible Tracy Flick-like weird little freak that would make her. If I had a 5 year old like that, I’d dragon punch him and send for an exorcist.
But the thing that looks like it should be gnawing on a child’s femur under a Scandinavian bridge somewhere thinks this tale makes her seem... what? Smart? Electable?
Though to be fair, maybe the human costume was distractingly itchy when She-Jeb relayed this autastic anecdote. The only thing I do know for sure is that America needs Kurt Russell and a bloody great flamethrower to put a stop to this Clinton nonsense once and for all, before Chelsea lays her eggs in the Lincoln Tunnel.”
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Love the song and love the band. Thanks.
Since the Democratic Party and the Church of Satan are synonymous....
Thanks simpson96.
Chelsea who?
If we ignore her, maybe she will fade away but, her family tree is too dangerous to do so.
One of these days, someone is going to run a genetic test, probably to identify a body, and It’s all going to spill out...
Wow! Lol!!
When I read it the first time I saw it I thought it was just too funny.
Scrofulous maw.....LOL!!!
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