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Posted on 01/03/2018 4:34:32 AM PST by pookie18
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posted on
01/03/2018 4:34:32 AM PST
by
pookie18
To: ICFN(ICan'tFixNothing); ican'tbelieveit; Hillary's Lovely Legs; wingnuts'nbolts; ...
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posted on
01/03/2018 4:34:50 AM PST
by
pookie18
To: pookie18
Great stuff Pookie.
Too cold and lazy to start a thread, so I’ll hitch a ride;)
...........................................................
I talked to a homeless man recently and
asked him how he ended up this way.
He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all.
I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed
and pressed, I had a roof over my head,
I had HDTV and Internet,
and I went to the gym, the pool,
and the library. I was working on my
MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt.
I even had full medical coverage.”
I felt sorry for him, so I asked,
“What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?”
“Oh no, nothing like that,” he said.
“I was paroled “.
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posted on
01/03/2018 4:39:20 AM PST
by
sodpoodle
(Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
To: pookie18
This one should be repeated, emailed, tweeted, re-tweeted, snapchatted, etc., etc., etc.:
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posted on
01/03/2018 5:18:54 AM PST
by
freedumb2003
(obozo took 8 years to try to destroy us. Trump took 1 to rebuild us. MAGA!!)
To: pookie18
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posted on
01/03/2018 5:20:36 AM PST
by
knittnmom
To: pookie18
Great job, thanks pookie!
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posted on
01/03/2018 5:21:40 AM PST
by
PROCON
(Happy Trump Year!)
To: pookie18
HAPPY HUMP DAY! HAPPY HUMP DAY! HAPPY HUMP DAY! HAPPY HUMP DAY! HAPPY HUMP DAY!
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posted on
01/03/2018 6:13:05 AM PST
by
left that other site
(For America to have CONFIDENCE in our future, we must have PRIDE in our HISTORY... DJT)
To: sodpoodle
Glad you liked ‘em, sodpoodle! I guessed the punchline after the 2nd paragraph. However, the joke is probably from 2016 when 0bama let the guy out of Gitmo ;-)
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posted on
01/03/2018 7:31:09 AM PST
by
pookie18
To: freedumb2003
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posted on
01/03/2018 7:32:13 AM PST
by
pookie18
To: knittnmom
You’re welcome, knittnmom!
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posted on
01/03/2018 7:32:40 AM PST
by
pookie18
To: PROCON
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posted on
01/03/2018 7:33:02 AM PST
by
pookie18
To: left that other site
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posted on
01/03/2018 7:34:02 AM PST
by
pookie18
To: pookie18
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posted on
01/03/2018 7:35:03 AM PST
by
left that other site
(For America to have CONFIDENCE in our future, we must have PRIDE in our HISTORY... DJT)
To: left that other site
In any discussion of Hump Day, the Slick One is always likely to come up...
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posted on
01/03/2018 7:50:07 AM PST
by
pookie18
To: pookie18
I know. It is one of those little facts of life.
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posted on
01/03/2018 8:10:39 AM PST
by
left that other site
(For America to have CONFIDENCE in our future, we must have PRIDE in our HISTORY... DJT)
To: pookie18
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posted on
01/03/2018 9:44:26 AM PST
by
Cincinnatus.45-70
(What do DemocRats enjoy more than a truckload of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork!)
To: Cincinnatus.45-70
You’re welcome, as always, Cincinnatus.45-70!
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posted on
01/03/2018 10:06:24 AM PST
by
pookie18
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