To: Red Badger
I’ve gotten too comfortable with being bald to go back to having to maintain hair. A quick wash with some shower soap, a buff with the towel and I’m good. Perfect for the old fart on the go!
2 posted on
01/02/2018 2:34:02 PM PST by
Hazwaste
(Democrats are like slinkies. Only good for pushing down stairs.)
To: Red Badger
I’m not sure mouse hair will go with the rest of what I’ve got left.
3 posted on
01/02/2018 2:37:58 PM PST by
Egon
To: Red Badger
hair follicles grow radially out of spherical skin organoids It's a mathematical theorem that you can't comb the hair on a sphere.
To: Red Badger
when she runs her fingers through your new hair, it will squeak at her
not sure what that will do for your social life...?
5 posted on
01/02/2018 2:39:08 PM PST by
faithhopecharity
(“Politicians aren’t born, they’re excreted.” -Marcus Tillius Cicero (3 BCE))
To: Red Badger
6 posted on
01/02/2018 2:42:40 PM PST by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: Red Badger
That must have been what Eric Shawn on FOX News Channel had going on on top his head today.
It was a scary mess of sumpin’
7 posted on
01/02/2018 2:44:43 PM PST by
dforest
(Never let a Muslim cut your hair.)
To: Red Badger
8 posted on
01/02/2018 2:50:10 PM PST by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: Red Badger
Great, we can have a full head of hair now. Not so great that it’ll be mouse hair.
9 posted on
01/02/2018 2:54:00 PM PST by
TexasCruzin
(Trump is the man. #TrumpPence16)
To: Red Badger
10 posted on
01/02/2018 2:54:33 PM PST by
fishtank
(The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism.)
To: Red Badger
12 posted on
01/02/2018 2:56:54 PM PST by
gov_bean_ counter
(Free Republic has been reduced to a gathering place for the inane, banal, and obtuse.)
To: Red Badger
WARNING!
Possible side effects incude:
14 posted on
01/02/2018 2:58:34 PM PST by
csvset
( Illegitimi non carborundum)
To: Red Badger
"....once they figure out how to prevent you from sliding under your neighbors bathroom door and chewing your walls till they crumble...the cracker doctor might sign a release for a day visit into town to get your first haircut" >
16 posted on
01/02/2018 3:02:59 PM PST by
Doogle
(( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
To: Red Badger
Been bald since my early twenties - at the time I went through terrible angst over it.
Now, in my 50’s, I happy to remain a queue ball.
17 posted on
01/02/2018 3:22:37 PM PST by
mkleesma
(`Call to me, and I will answer you and tell you great and unsearchable things you do not know.')
To: Red Badger
I contend that my hair didn’t fall out. It just got confused.
21 posted on
01/02/2018 3:42:33 PM PST by
gov_bean_ counter
(Free Republic has been reduced to a gathering place for the inane, banal, and obtuse.)
To: Red Badger
This would be fine for DemocRATS.
22 posted on
01/02/2018 3:43:01 PM PST by
Mark
(Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? -Homer Simpson)
To: Red Badger
To: Red Badger
I don't think it looks natural...
To: Red Badger
29 posted on
01/02/2018 7:20:27 PM PST by
Lawgvr1955
( Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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