Posted on 01/01/2018 7:45:30 AM PST by BenLurkin
Need to work on your grant writing. Substitute “could” for “will,” and the checks will follow.
Countdown till when globull warming enters the discussion 10 9 8 7....
I predict someone will win a lottery somewhere.
I predict it will be colder, hotter, wetter, dryer somewhere on the planet next year than last year.
And three celebrities will die. There will be a flood. Etc. same old sh!t
Checkout stand tabloids have been predicting this for the last 60 years! Always “next year”.
***His prediction might be the reason so many from Kalifornika are migrating to other states ***
This has been predicted for at least the past fifty years or longer.
“Where can you go,
When there’s no San Francisco?
Better get ready tie up the boat,
In Idaho!”
[If centrifugal force is lessened, prepare yourself to gain 3-500 pounds on your bathroom scale. Eating all those diet concoctions won’t help this situation.]
LOL/
“Eat all you want, its just the Earth’s rotation”
“Now, it can assume that if several earthquakes with 9.0 magnitude strike the planet then what will be the consciousness.”
Huh?
Who needs the scientific method of research...?
It will be declared settled science and we must spend billions to stop the earth from slowing down..
Now that GLOBAL WARMING has been debunked, pseudo scientists turn their attention to EARTHQUAKES and METEOR SIGHTINGS.
I was just thinking about when Hezekiah asked for the sign for the sun’s shadow to go back 10 steps there should have been major quakes (like slamming on the brakes) and then there was the long day of Joshua (I bet some mountains moved with his faith)
Joshua 10
12 Then Joshua spoke to the Lord in the day when the Lord delivered up the Amorites before the sons of Israel, and he said in the sight of Israel,
“O sun, stand still at Gibeon,
And O moon in the valley of Aijalon.”
13 So the sun stood still, and the moon stopped,
Until the nation avenged themselves of their enemies.
Is it not written in the book of Jashar? And the sun stopped in the middle of the sky and did not hasten to go down for about a whole day. 14 There was no day like that before it or after it, when the Lord listened to the voice of a man; for the Lord fought for Israel.
oh, yeah, during the Great Tribulation the earth rotates faster (or no believer would survive), so hold on tight!
if those two “scientists” keep predicting this year after year, then in few decades or so they’ll eventually hit the jackpot and be able to say “i told you so” ...
exactly like those who predict a Bear market year after year ...
And yes, for anyone wondering, bystanders dig donkey cart guy out of the rubble alive! I Don’t know about the donkey. Saw it on one of the 5 or 6 “Top 10 earthquakes!” videos on Youtube.
I’m sure Jerry Brown will come up with an answer. How about a law requiring all vehicles to drive only EAST?
“Probably a good idea to be sitting down when this happens. “
and securely tied to a very heavy object ...
Yep - and maybe start doing leg exercises....
So.... just like all the previous years, then. OK.
They know the earth is losing time and went back and found that every fifth year in this cycle was one in which there were a lot of large earthquakes. Then it quiets down again until next time.
So 2018 is the fifth year. We shall see......
We’re DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
So, might as well do some drugs and blow off work. < /s >
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