Posted on 12/31/2017 10:14:07 AM PST by BenLurkin
Fresno, California, might not always be the most exciting place in the world, but they have one claim to fame that's out of this world. The Fresno Nightcrawler sightings began back in the 1990s, and have only occurred a few times since then. These strange beings are cryptids that look like pants, but are only a few feet high and just wandering through the street. There are only a few eyewitnesses in Fresno, but they do pop up on surveillance cameras, startling whoever has the misfortune to check the tapes the next day.
Much video footage of cryptids is easily debunked by video analysis, but the weird thing about the nightcrawlers is that the videos seem to be legit. As goofy and awkward as these mysterious creatures may appear, faking them would prove to be a difficult task. So, then, what exactly are we seeing here?
No one is entirely sure. Ghosts? Aliens? A possessed pairs of pants? One of the weirdest alien hoaxes ever concocted? We may never know, but the facts about the Fresno Nightcrawlers we do know are enough to leave anyone scratching their head.
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Exactly what I was going to say. There are spots where the “knees” bend the wrong way for the movement in question and there are times where the shadow suggests there is no contact with the ground.
Maybe they’re using faster-than- flashlights and we just can’t see them.
Hey Jim, anything you can verify as you do live in the neighborhood?
> Really? Travelled bajillions of miles in spacecraft, to walk around aimlessly in the dark? <
The explanation is simple. The spacecraft was built by conservatives, but crewed by liberals.
Not me. I’m afraid to go out after dark.
Talented people on stilts? :)
New movie? Brotherhood of the Travelling Pants?
Yes, marionettes. From cherry picker type elevated truck ladder or other elevated location. This is Fresno’s version of “CGI” excitement. Watched a Soviet movie from the late 70’s and in this “comedy” at some point people started running up and down the deck of a boat. Things really got “wild” (here comes the special effects) when one of the actors ignited a flare and ran with it - HOT TIMES!
Excellent
They don’t NEED flashlights. They certainly collect the whole electromagnetic spectrum.
And who knows what would be interesting to a higher-order being? I’m sure my cat has no idea why I’m poking at this Android tablet.
Ok, leaving UFO nut land.
I found this video (8:15) to offer the most plausible analysis:
It says they wear pants. They have no arms? So how do they put on their pants if they have no arms?
I thought at first it looked like Gumby.
The answer is obviously slaves or servants. Do you think Hillary put on her own pants?
Chupacabra mini-me’s.
That video is several years old
Famtastic TV show
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