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Happy Bacon Day! Here Are the Most Insane Bacon-Themed Items You Need to Celebrate
E Online ^ | 12/30/17 | DOMINIQUE HAIKEL

Posted on 12/30/2017 4:45:33 AM PST by Libloather

Happy freaking Bacon Day, ya filthy animals. Now, you could be like everyone else and just go out and eat a bunch of bacon, or you could live your own truth and celebrate with one of these items below instead. Simply eating bacon is no longer enough today. Thankfully you can also drink, smell like, and floss with the flavors of your favorite breakfast meat. Is this a good thing? We don't even know, but the point is, the following products are very real and more likely than not, you need them to celebrate this glorious day.

1. Bacon Body Wash. Is this necessary? Just go stand inside of a Wendy's for an hour and we promise, you won't even need this stuff.

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21 posted on 12/30/2017 7:51:27 AM PST by Albion Wilde (I was not elected to continue a failed system. I was elected to change it. --Donald J. Trump)
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22 posted on 12/30/2017 8:15:27 AM PST by Chode (You have all of the resources you are going to have. Abandon your illusions and plan accordingly.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

You would’ve sizzled!


23 posted on 12/30/2017 9:20:46 AM PST by Libloather (Trivial Pursuit question - name the first female to lose TWO presidential elections!)
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Fluffy Buttermilk Pancakes cooked w/ bacon

METHOD Make Fluffy Buttermilk Pancake Batter as per box directions.

Pour into squeeze bottle; cut tip to ease pouring.

Spray griddle; heat to medium, about 300 deg.

Squeeze out pancake batter in long oval shape onto griddle, bit bigger than cooked bacon slices.

Center w/ cooked bacon slice, gently press into batter. Zig zag more batter on top.

Cook til batter bubbles up; then flip; cook golden brown.

Serve hot w/ maple syrup and butter.

24 posted on 12/31/2017 9:03:04 AM PST by Liz (One side in this conflict has 8 Trillion bullets; the other side doesnt know which bathroom to use.)
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To: Libloather

:)


25 posted on 12/31/2017 11:34:24 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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