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Armed robbery fails when gas station employee, customers scoff at fake rifle
Guns.com ^ | 12/28/17 | Chris Egan

Posted on 12/28/2017 12:31:30 PM PST by Simon Green

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To: ex91B10

Bet that put you off to Hendrix for years! lol


41 posted on 12/28/2017 1:54:12 PM PST by TigersEye (0bama. The Legacy is a lie. The lie is the Legacy.)
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To: Salamander
This section is for misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens).

Holy Smokes they actually have a name for it! I must be the King of Mondegreens. ;-)

(apologies to Eric Burden) there is a house in New Orleans they call The Rising Son!

42 posted on 12/28/2017 1:59:30 PM PST by TigersEye (0bama. The Legacy is a lie. The lie is the Legacy.)
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To: Salamander

Til Tuesday “Voices Carry” is hilarious (but raunchy).


43 posted on 12/28/2017 2:06:19 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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To: Simon Green

In the time this idiot took to make that piece of junk he could have built a 12 gauge slam gun.


44 posted on 12/28/2017 2:07:56 PM PST by headstamp 2 (My "White Privilege" is my work ethic.)
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To: RegulatorCountry

After reading those examples I surrender my crown.
I just have a moderate case of mondegreens syndrome in comparison.


45 posted on 12/28/2017 2:12:28 PM PST by TigersEye (0bama. The Legacy is a lie. The lie is the Legacy.)
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To: RegulatorCountry

Some of them, I suspect, are just being goofy.

Nobody is *that* stupid.

:)


46 posted on 12/28/2017 2:12:44 PM PST by Salamander (And Ezekiel Smiles Again....)
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To: TigersEye

IMO, the all-time “mondegreen” winner is Manfred Mann’s cover of “Blinded By The Light”.

:D


47 posted on 12/28/2017 2:14:35 PM PST by Salamander (And Ezekiel Smiles Again....)
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To: Salamander

Such sluuuuuts
Keep it down south
*****’s hairy
Uh-woah-woah


48 posted on 12/28/2017 2:17:32 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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To: Simon Green

This guy wins the LOSER OF THE WEEK award, hands down!


49 posted on 12/28/2017 2:21:57 PM PST by Old Grumpy
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To: Salamander

That’s true. I never understood what/why/how anyone could be “revved up like a douchen’”

Just looked up the lyrics. That was the tip of the iceberg.


50 posted on 12/28/2017 2:23:18 PM PST by TigersEye (0bama. The Legacy is a lie. The lie is the Legacy.)
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To: TigersEye
I was confused...😄
51 posted on 12/28/2017 2:25:40 PM PST by ex91B10
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To: Salamander

Thx! Good site.


52 posted on 12/28/2017 2:26:28 PM PST by ex91B10
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To: Simon Green

Derringer, huh?

I bet the cops laughed all the way to central booking.

CC


53 posted on 12/29/2017 3:26:36 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (It don't matter if your heart is in the right place, if at the same time your head is up your a$$)
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To: Salamander
Blinded by the Light is actually a Springsteen song, performed as a Van Morrison ripoff.

Hey, I was driving back from Carmel last night, and I heard Alice Cooper on the radio. I actually recognized his voice. He has a radio show apparently. He was talking about musicians who dies in 2017. He said he was really good friend with Mel Tellis, and he was teaching Chester Bennington to golf.

54 posted on 12/30/2017 5:30:50 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

From his quirky but cool debut album Greetings From Asbury Park.
I like Manfred’s version but prefer Bruce’s, really.
His following album The Wild, The Innocent And The E Street Shuffle was great, too.

Yeah, Alice has his radio show.
It’s pretty crazy sometimes.
One of his best friends was Glen Campbell.
Talk about cognitive dissonance.

:)


55 posted on 12/30/2017 6:52:30 PM PST by Salamander (And Ezekiel Smiles Again....)
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