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Jingle Bells!
12/26/2017 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 12/26/2017 6:15:01 AM PST by Lazamataz

MY version of Jingle Bells:

"Allow notice of the aural input of rapidly-vibrating brass-handled klaxons,
"Allow notice of the aural input of rapidly-vibrating brass-handled klaxons,
"Allow notice of the aural input of rapidly-vibrating brass-handled klaxons, to the entirety of the experience,
"It is somewhat pleasurable to purchase and experience livery in a single-equine-mammal-powered snow-capable transportation unit with no side-panels or roofing.

"Travelling rapidly through frozen precipitation,
"Still situated in the above mentioned snow-capable conveyance,
"Further travel indicated over savannas of grassland with minimal variation in elevation,
"All whilst allowing convulsive indications of pleasure to emit from our vocal chords!"



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I assert a sincere desire that your Christmas fell within nominal parameters ...and may your ROI in the coming 9,125 hours assume a geometrically increasing asymptote!
1 posted on 12/26/2017 6:15:01 AM PST by Lazamataz
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You too!

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2 posted on 12/26/2017 6:16:11 AM PST by x1stcav (We have the guns. Do we have the will?)
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Oh what fun it is to sing a slaying song tonight


3 posted on 12/26/2017 6:18:15 AM PST by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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‘Jingle Bells’ Rooted in Racism, Boston University Professor Says (Who Knew?):

https://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3614028/posts


4 posted on 12/26/2017 6:19:33 AM PST by Red Badger (Road Rage lasts 5 minutes. Road Rash lasts 5 months!.....................)
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5 posted on 12/26/2017 6:20:51 AM PST by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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Ho Ho Ho!


6 posted on 12/26/2017 6:22:20 AM PST by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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Seether - Betray And Degrade (2017 Music Video)
7 posted on 12/26/2017 6:22:27 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper (Happy Nobama)
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Laz, don’t you have anything better to do than to hang out on FR the day after Christmas???? Oh, wait... Never mind.


8 posted on 12/26/2017 6:24:34 AM PST by laker_dad
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Laz, don’t you have anything better to do than to hang out on FR the day after Christmas???? Oh, wait... Never mind.

(SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY)

9 posted on 12/26/2017 6:25:13 AM PST by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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There, there... I’ll let you share my bratty grand kid...


10 posted on 12/26/2017 6:27:38 AM PST by laker_dad
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Papa Roach - HELP (2017, Official Video)
11 posted on 12/26/2017 6:30:34 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper (Happy Nobama)
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FOZZY - Judas (2017, OFFICIAL VIDEO)
12 posted on 12/26/2017 6:36:22 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper (Happy Nobama)
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Deep Purple "Time For Bedlam" Official Lyric Video from the new album "inFinite" (2017)
13 posted on 12/26/2017 6:41:08 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper (Happy Nobama)
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Alice Cooper "Paranoiac Personality" Official Song Stream from the Album "Paranormal" (2017)
14 posted on 12/26/2017 6:46:05 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper (Happy Nobama)
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Way back in college, we studied some Deep Purple, because the professor said they were one of the few rock bands who could actually read music.

BTW, Steve Morse is good to go.

15 posted on 12/26/2017 6:47:20 AM PST by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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1000 Degrees - Art of Anärchy(2017, Completo)
16 posted on 12/26/2017 6:49:33 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper (Happy Nobama)
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Brian Howe - Hot Tin Roof (2017, Official Lyric Video)
17 posted on 12/26/2017 6:53:43 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper (Happy Nobama)
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Bryan Adams - Please Stay (2017)
18 posted on 12/26/2017 6:57:19 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper (Happy Nobama)
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Cheap Trick - Long Time Coming (2017, Static Version)
19 posted on 12/26/2017 6:59:48 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper (Happy Nobama)
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Chickenfoot "Divine Termination" NEW SONG from new "BEST + LIVE" release 3/10/17
20 posted on 12/26/2017 7:03:21 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper (Happy Nobama)
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