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I was standing at the bar in the Airport when this small Chinese Guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer.
I asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?”
He says “No, I don’t. And furthermore, why the hell would you ask me That? Is it because I’m Chinese?”
“No”, I said, “It’s because you’re drinking my beer, you little prick”.
Preacher — How many people like sin?
Little old lady stands up.
Preacher — Mrs Farkle, you like sin?
Mrs Farkle — Oh, sorry, I thought you said, ‘gin.’
Not Hamad, but Obama.
Otherwise, yeah, this did happen 20+ years ago....
You think you got problems, what am I supposed to do with a 9-inch pianist?!
A goat wandered into a crowded lecture hall in a middle eastern Arabic university.
The lecturing professor spotted the animal and immediately called recess.
Oh noes! LOL!
A priest and a nun were sitting at a table having lunch.
The priest asked the nun, “Sister, if you hadn’t become a nun, what would you have done with your life? What would you have been?”
The nun answered, “A prostitute.”
The priest fell out of his chair and on to the floor. Slowly, he clawed his way back into his chair, and sat down again at the table, his face red as a beet.
“Wh-a-a-t did you say?” the priest said to the nun, after he had regained his composure.
“A prostitute,” the nun repeated.
“Oh thank heavens,” said the priest. “I thought you said a protestant!”
LOL and thanks for the ping. And a hat tip to my friend Leo for the joke.