I was standing at the bar in the Airport when this small Chinese Guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer.
I asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?”
He says “No, I don’t. And furthermore, why the hell would you ask me That? Is it because I’m Chinese?”
“No”, I said, “It’s because you’re drinking my beer, you little prick”.
“...small Chinese Guy comes in...”
That’s lacist!
True story. My cousin many years ago came back for an R AND R from Korea as he’s stationed near the DMZ. It was 1 year right after the Iraq War invasion and he was at the terminal. By the time we got around, he was kicking the sh*t out of 2 guys. He was in fatigues, mind you.
After the airport security and cops came around and we asked him after he was cleared. 2 anti-war protesters came up to him and “lectured’ him about the war etc. Then the pushing came about..
We then asked him point blank, what set him off. He said “Dude, I shined my boots for 3 hours and this a**hole spits at my boots. I didnt like that.”
"When he wakes up, could you tell him that was a Sears and Roebuck Crowbar."