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email from a friend | 12/18/2017 | unknown

Posted on 12/18/2017 1:37:42 PM PST by sodpoodle

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A priest and a nun were sitting at a table having lunch.

The priest asked the nun, “Sister, if you hadn’t become a nun, what would you have done with your life? What would you have been?”

The nun answered, “A prostitute.”

The priest fell out of his chair and on to the floor. Slowly, he clawed his way back into his chair, and sat down again at the table, his face red as a beet.

“Wh-a-a-t did you say?” the priest said to the nun, after he had regained his composure.

“A prostitute,” the nun repeated.

“Oh thank heavens,” said the priest. “I thought you said a protestant!”


21 posted on 12/18/2017 3:02:31 PM PST by july4thfreedomfoundation (SCHLONGED: How Donald Trump Beat My Lying, Marxist Ass and Went On to Win the November Election. HRC)
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To: sodpoodle

LOL and thanks for the ping. And a hat tip to my friend Leo for the joke.


22 posted on 12/18/2017 3:46:02 PM PST by upchuck ("Ex-obama" ... That phrase itself honors America. ~ h/t glennaro)
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To: Nailbiter

pings


23 posted on 12/18/2017 5:11:09 PM PST by IncPen (Put the 'climate researchers' under oath and have them explain their findings. Then we'll talk.)
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To: sodpoodle
Reminds me of the joke that ends.

"When he wakes up, could you tell him that was a Sears and Roebuck Crowbar."

24 posted on 12/18/2017 5:20:06 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles! (pink bow))
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To: shotgun

“”It’s such a pain in the butt.””

THAT I understand - the other? Forget it - no idea what you meant and it’s probably just as well.


25 posted on 12/19/2017 5:58:50 AM PST by Thank You Rush
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To: shotgun

haha was this a true story?


26 posted on 12/19/2017 10:21:29 AM PST by beergarden
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To: beergarden

Yep


27 posted on 12/19/2017 10:26:30 AM PST by shotgun
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