Posted on 12/18/2017 1:37:42 PM PST by sodpoodle
A priest and a nun were sitting at a table having lunch.
The priest asked the nun, “Sister, if you hadn’t become a nun, what would you have done with your life? What would you have been?”
The nun answered, “A prostitute.”
The priest fell out of his chair and on to the floor. Slowly, he clawed his way back into his chair, and sat down again at the table, his face red as a beet.
“Wh-a-a-t did you say?” the priest said to the nun, after he had regained his composure.
“A prostitute,” the nun repeated.
“Oh thank heavens,” said the priest. “I thought you said a protestant!”
LOL and thanks for the ping. And a hat tip to my friend Leo for the joke.
pings
"When he wakes up, could you tell him that was a Sears and Roebuck Crowbar."
“”Its such a pain in the butt.””
THAT I understand - the other? Forget it - no idea what you meant and it’s probably just as well.
haha was this a true story?
Yep
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