A reprise of an old column, & it being Mark Steyn, it's very funny.
My professor at Cal State invented Kwanzaa. I’m way more diverse than anyone else.
A Kwanzaa Carol? Garrett Morris said it best:
Kwanzaa...? Isn’t that the currency of Angola???
I’m dreaming of a white Kwanzaa. Knew I shouldn’t have swallowed that acid tab.
Given that the BLM/NFL Slum Dog Millionaires have decided to be “down with the people,” you knew this phony pile of crap dreamed up by a vicious Black criminal who pressed a hot iron on the face of one of his Black females, would come up this year.
Bump....
On the second day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.
On the third day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Three Dixie Chicks.
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.
On the fourth day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Four Lenin busts.
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.
On the fifth day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Five fel-on-ies.
Four Lenin busts,
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.
On the sixth day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Six Castro jumpsuits.
Five fel-on-ies,
Four Lenin busts,
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.
On the seventh day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Seven Mao pajamas,
Six Castro jumpsuits,
Five fel-on-ies,
Four Lenin busts
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.