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Message to all gravy-sucking piglets.
No source | 12/16/17 | By Laz

Posted on 12/16/2017 6:14:26 PM PST by Lazamataz

To all gravy-sucking piglets: DIE, you heathen bastards, DIE


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: uhoh; wellokay
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To: Labyrinthos

There is no such thing as a bad date with a BBW.


41 posted on 12/16/2017 6:32:26 PM PST by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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To: Lazamataz

INDEED!


42 posted on 12/16/2017 6:33:48 PM PST by granite (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: Lazamataz
OK Steve...


43 posted on 12/16/2017 6:34:30 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL, thank-you!


44 posted on 12/16/2017 6:34:44 PM PST by Labyrinthos
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To: Lazamataz

gravy sucking piglets don’t bother me near as much as some guy after eating a piglet sucks on his toothpick in a loud and grotesque manner.


45 posted on 12/16/2017 6:35:25 PM PST by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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To: Lazamataz

You know the left-over flour you used for the gravy? Roll her in it and aim for the wet spot.


46 posted on 12/16/2017 6:35:42 PM PST by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts FDR's New Deal = obama)
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To: Lazamataz

What have you been up to lately, laying around in your deplorable Walmart sweatpants, clinging to your Torah and guns, and laundering all that milk chocolate gelt you have stashed away in the piggy bank with the labelled “Lazamataz Foundation for the Reform of Guilty Women?”


47 posted on 12/16/2017 6:36:56 PM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: Mustard

That is truly an inspired band name.


48 posted on 12/16/2017 6:36:58 PM PST by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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To: Lazamataz
"How the little piggies will grunt, when they hear how the old boar suffered...


49 posted on 12/16/2017 6:37:39 PM PST by Salamander (And Ezekiel Smiles Again....)
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To: Pilgrim's Progress
gravy sucking piglets don’t bother me near as much as some guy after eating a piglet sucks on his toothpick in a loud and grotesque manner.

DON'T YOU JUDGE MY SEX LIFE!

50 posted on 12/16/2017 6:38:21 PM PST by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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To: Lazamataz

Ah, so want to re-enable The Gilbert’s Act? Grand idea. Redistribute resources in a more efficient and equitable way, thereby taking the onus of burden off the taxpayer. And it will instill a sense of discipline in a man. The current model is corrupt, riddled with graft, and does nothing to address the underlying causes. Break a man free of the yoke of New Deal liberal welfare, and he will learn to thrive, or die.


51 posted on 12/16/2017 6:38:52 PM PST by Viking2002 ("If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck." - John Steinbeck)
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To: Viking2002
Ah, so want to re-enable The Gilbert’s Act?

No, I just want to punish gravy-sucking piglets.

52 posted on 12/16/2017 6:40:43 PM PST by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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To: Lazamataz
p17b
53 posted on 12/16/2017 6:49:38 PM PST by Snickering Hound
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To: Lazamataz

54 posted on 12/16/2017 6:49:40 PM PST by JohnBrowdie
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To: Lazamataz

Waitacottonpickinminute! I LOVE gravy!


55 posted on 12/16/2017 6:50:39 PM PST by CodeToad (CWII is coming. Arm Up! They Are!)
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To: Lazamataz
Is this perhaps the cause of all that depression and suicide lately among the farmers?
56 posted on 12/16/2017 6:52:39 PM PST by Songcraft
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To: Lazamataz

We have always been at war with Porkistan.


57 posted on 12/16/2017 6:54:04 PM PST by Noumenon (Irony: Those who tell us we don't need a border wall whIle living in gated communities.)
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To: Lazamataz; 100American; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...

DANG!

58 posted on 12/16/2017 6:59:40 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Women prefer men with money and muscles. DUH!)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, I just doubled the watch and firepower thru the Cajon!
They’ll never get to ya!
Rest easy tonight.


59 posted on 12/16/2017 7:07:52 PM PST by TaMoDee (Go Pack Go! The Pack will be back in 2018!)
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To: TigersEye
That is the worst song I ever heard!   It is even worse than this one!!!
60 posted on 12/16/2017 7:10:54 PM PST by Songcraft
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