Court docs: Suspect in Portland stabbing claims Taylor Swift told him to do it

KATU ^ | December 12, 2017 | KATU Staff

[EdnaMode]

This guy looks like the Geico Cavemen.

[ThreeYearLurker]

[KC_Lion]

Tay, Look what you made him do.

[webheart]

Well we should investigate Taylor Swift. Maybe she should resign. There may be a wave of celebrity death tellings coming. Probably mostly Democrats but the Republicans are always accused first. Is Taylor Swift a Republican?

[IC Ken]

so easy even a cave man can do it

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Son of Sa... Taylor.

[Red Badger]

She never told ME to do that!................

[SpaceBar]

Looks like a perfectly reasonable individual.

[Alberta's Child]

You beat me to it. LMAO.

[beergarden]

and I thought Ozzy only had the power to command peoons...

[Boogieman]

It’s 2017. We have to respect his self-identification as the husband of Taylor Swift.

[bigbob]

well, that naughty little nymph!

[Jim Noble]

Obviously a White Power Ranger under the mind control of the Aryan Goddess™ Taylor Swift.

[momtothree]

Obviously the victim wasn’t “ready for it”.

[punchamullah]

It’s ..... Portland.

[MeganC]

“Tay, Look what you made him do.”

He looks like his mind is a blank space, baby!

[Yaelle]

Mic drop, KC!!

[EdnaMode]

LOL

[EdnaMode]

You’re right!

[DannyTN]