Seriously, why is it when Harrison Ford has a son in the movies, he either gets the ultra-creepy douche Adam Driver or the psychotic ultra-creepy Commie douche Shia LeBoeuf ? On what planet would his DNA $hit out such maggots ?
He and his family are now at Disney World enjoying their free vacation.
I first saw Star Wars when the special edition hit the theaters in 1997, I knew Vader was his father but that's all, I was 13 or 14 and I walked out in love with it. This isn't nostalgia talking, the originals are objectively better than their cash cow prequels and sequels.
If Phantom Menace had been the first one I never would have seen the 2nd.
Episode 7's plot was a near-total rehash of episode 4, only with a big downgrade in the Vader position and even though "Star Killer Base" was more powerful than the Death Star if seemed like crappy Chinese-made imitation and the space battle was boring as hell. The stuff they say happened between 6 and 7 (requiring them to retcon dozens of novels and such) sounds pretty stupid.
I don't see how this one can escape having something original (please Disney don't prove me wrong) in it and I hope it's good but if it's great I'll eat my hat. And if it's "the best" I'll eat everybody's hat.
Well, to be fair, here is Ronald Reagan's real life biological son:
