Posted on 12/08/2017 9:39:31 AM PST by EdnaMode
33-year-old Amanda Liberty from Leeds, England, reportedly proposed to the chandelier on Valentine’s Day, however she will be “continuing an open relationship with the rest of her collection of 25 chandeliers,” according to Inside Edition.
“You can’t control who you fall in love with and things just went from there,” explained Liberty, who added that she saw her “fiancée” Lumiere on eBay last year.
Inside Edition reported, “The nearly 30-inch wide chandelier is an antique and had to be shipped over from Germany,” and, “Although Lumiere is the only chandelier that wears a ring,” Liberty “loves all the light fixtures in her collection.”
“I couldn’t stop thinking about her and how beautiful she was — she has such a beautiful shape, and I could feel really amazing energy coming from her,” she proclaimed. “Although I knew it would be tricky to get her home, I knew I needed to find a way to make her mine.”
“None of my chandeliers are jealous of each other, they understand that I love them all for all of their different personalities,” Liberty concluded. “For example, I love kissing and cuddling Lumiere, but I sleep with Jewel every night, as she is portable and very nice to cuddle.”
Liberty, who reportedly identifies as “objectum sexual,” first fell in love with a drum set at 14-years-old, and was previously in a relationship with the Statue of Liberty, “for which she legally changed her name in 2010.”
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Will the ‘marriage’ ever be consummated?
It should be fairly easy to make a Lamp feel ‘turned on’.
What a dope. At least for now she is out of the gene pool.
England is full of lunatics, it appears.
I guess size does matter.
So, how do we know this is a consensual relationship? It sure sounds like the chandelier was sold into sexual slavery.
Depends on whom the chandelier was doing it with before her.
“continuing an open relationship with the rest of her collection of 25 chandeliers...”
She’s gonna marry all 25? So. Polygamy isn’t illegal over there?
LOL, good point.
She’s had an off and on relationship with the chandelier.
Yet another LIB lunatic. The emptiness of these disturbed people continues to keep me in awe.
Overheard during intimate moments: “I saw the way you looked at the hall lamp. Does she turn you on like I do?”
“Oh, baby, I like the way you stroke my socket.”
“Honey, I saw the doctor today. I’m going to have a flashlight!”
I guess he’s really hung.
Haha! Hilarious.
When the chandelier sues for divorce, will she finally see the light?
It didn't end well.
Wait... don’t tell me... let me guess...
Their wedding song will be “You Light Up My Life”...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b07-yKnKRMQ
You’ll hate me for this, but:
Socket to me!
And how can she be sure it’s German and not a Muslim refugee light fixture posing as one to get a British green card?
Good one. :-)
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