Woman Becomes 'Engaged" to Chandelier

Breitbart ^ | December 8, 2017 | Charlie Nash

[EdnaMode]

What are the odds she's a liberal?

[Adder]

Awww....Love WINS!

[spit]

[Red Badger]

[dfwgator]

“Be our guest.”

[steve8714]

I blame the drugs.

[Mears]

Of course she’s a liberal-——a conservative woman wouldn’t settle for anything less than the entire electric grid.

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[Red Badger]

I think Lumiere is gay..................

[Cicero]

Well, at least she isn’t likely to get STD from a chandelier.

[pepsi_junkie]

There was a time when we tried to discourage people from publicly flaunting their mental illnesses but it seems now we celebrate them.

[LegendHasIt]

Yeah, she may be engaged to the chandelier, but she is cheating on it with a cucumber, and makes her 27 cats watch.

[seawolf101]

She also chases windmills in her spare time.

[DeFault User]

So many nights I’d sit by my window
Waiting for someone to sing me his song
So many dreams I kept deep inside me
Alone in the dark but now you’ve come along
And you light up my life
You give me hope to carry on
You light up my days and fill my nights with song

Now I understand Debby Boone

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Their wedding song was “You Light Up My Life.”

[dfwgator]

“Come on baby light my fire.....”

[dfwgator]

Well, at least she isn’t likely to get STD from a chandelier.

Unless it was on Liberace's Piano.

[I want the USA back]

I see she has assigned the light fixture a gender, female. This is unacceptable. She has to allow the chandelier to find itself, and to decide if it is male or female, or one of the 58 other genders. Only then will she be able to have a committed relationship with it.

When I was a kid, this sort of thing would have been an example of insanity. Today, it’s actually taken seriously.

[Billthedrill]

Liberty, who reportedly identifies as “objectum sexual,” first fell in love with a drum set at 14-years-old, and was previously in a relationship with the Statue of Liberty, “for which she legally changed her name in 2010.”

Somewhere out there, there's a jilted drum set wondering where the relationship all went wrong...

[antidemoncrat]

I heard her candelabra is suing her for extinguishing their relationship.

[Doogle]

"....so?...my Mom was a Doppler radar tower"

[Hegemony Cricket]

"...I could feel really amazing energy coming from her..."

Sounds like a faulty wiring issue - common in old lamps...