[RegulatorCountry]

That’s not how the song goes.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

See, see! If Trump would’ve signed the Climate Change Agreement this wouldn’t happened!

[Fungi]

OK, and how about nematodes? Hundreds of billions are slaughtered everyday as farmers grow food for the world. What’s the count on humans slaughtered through abortion? Are animals more important than humans? And Fungi? Good God! All those hyphae torn asunder everyday, every hour, every second. Does not the world care about that?

[ichabod1]

Shut It Down! #STOPTHETRAINZ

[Reno89519]

Any special deals on reindeer sausage?

[poinq]

In Wisconsin thousands of cars are hit by wild deer every year. Can’t understand what the Norwegians are complaining about. Its free meat.

[jonascord]

In Oklahoma, if a car hits a cow, the farmer/rancher is liable for the damage caused by his not attending to an open fence, or filled in cattle guard... Did they have to repaint the train?

In Vermont, moose challenge the New York to Montreal train. They NEVER win...

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

They should have bought tickets like everyone else!

[tumblindice]

"Look kids. It's Rudolph!"

[KarlInOhio]

Number of flying reindeer hit: 0

Natural selection will be the push to get Santa his reindeer.

Of course the chance of being yoked to a sleigh to drag fatboy around the world in a day will push reindeer to burrow underground to hide from him and the trains.

[dfwgator]

Mmmmmmm, Venison.

[MayflowerMadam]

Caribou and moose are killed on the tracks of the Alaska Railroad all the time in winter. It’s easier for them to walk on the tracks than in the deep snow.

My boss’ wife worked for a state social services agency dealing with children. She’d get calls 24/7 to arrange to have a hit critter picked up ASAP and butchered for food.

[Daffynition]

[Deplorable American1776]

Rudolph the Dead Nose Reindeer, got run over by a train. He and his friends were playing on the tracks and were dumb enough to get hit....

[Bartholomew Roberts]

I was at the Ice Hotel in Kiruna Sweden this past February. The Saami people there use reindeer as currency. (Kind of like a big, stupid, walking bitcoin!)

Anyway, the Saami guys all said you should never ask how many reindeer they own - it is like asking how much money they have!

And by the way, reindeer are the stupidest animal you will ever come across. All they know are eat and poop and run. No wonder they all get run over.

[Chickensoup]

I guess sometimes evolutionary adaption just doesn’t work...