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Drunk monkey crashes boat party, downs bottle of vodka and makes underwater scuba escape
Daily Star ^
Posted on 12/04/2017 7:08:32 PM PST by ameribbean expat
They convince the cheeky chap to stop stealing their food and invite it to join them down the other end of the boat.
It obliges, spotting a bottle filled with vodka which it almost takes a bite out of another man in order to acquire.
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Reminds me of my ex brother in law.
To: ameribbean expat
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posted on
12/04/2017 7:10:26 PM PST
by
KC_Lion
(If you want on First Lady Melania's, Ivanka Trump's or Sarah Palin's Ping Lists, just let me know.)
To: ameribbean expat
Bet the monkey had that routine down.
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posted on
12/04/2017 7:11:23 PM PST
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: ameribbean expat
I thought monkeys couldn’t swim. Guess I was wrong.
To: ameribbean expat
Lost me on the profanity.
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posted on
12/04/2017 7:14:26 PM PST
by
stars & stripes forever
(Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. Psalm 33:12")
To: KC_Lion
To: Lazamataz
Laz, did your monkey get loose??
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posted on
12/04/2017 7:20:31 PM PST
by
CodeToad
(CWII is coming. Arm Up! They Are!)
To: ameribbean expat
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posted on
12/04/2017 7:25:05 PM PST
by
Larry Lucido
(Take Covfefe Ree Zig!)
To: ameribbean expat
Having witnessed a quick monkey come into our open to the air on one side kitchen at a tourist resort in Zimbabwe and steal wrapped, sealed packages of snacks, I came to conclude that monkeys think they are part of the primate family that evolved into the clan with cameras, refrigerators, potato chips, and bottled drink.
To: ameribbean expat
I clicked this thread because I assumed it was a story about Obama...
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posted on
12/04/2017 7:26:57 PM PST
by
Sicon
("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
To: Sicon
LOL! I was thinking the same thing.
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posted on
12/04/2017 7:39:32 PM PST
by
july4thfreedomfoundation
(SCHLONGED: How Donald Trump Beat My Lying, Marxist Ass and Went On to Win the November Election. HRC)
To: ameribbean expat
The perfect Christmas gift for your Democrat relatives!
Get em two! Just pay the extra handling!
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posted on
12/04/2017 7:40:55 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: ameribbean expat
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posted on
12/04/2017 7:41:56 PM PST
by
Oratam
("Let justice be done tho' the heavens fall.")
To: ameribbean expat
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posted on
12/04/2017 7:42:52 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: ameribbean expat
This is why I never invite more than two or three monkeys to my parties.
Boozers.
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posted on
12/04/2017 7:44:27 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: ameribbean expat
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posted on
12/04/2017 7:44:54 PM PST
by
Tenega
To: ameribbean expat
Anybody seen Hillary lately?
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posted on
12/04/2017 7:49:59 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: blueunicorn6
Naw.
Couldn’t be her.
Didn’t go to the bathroom and throw it at them.
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posted on
12/04/2017 7:51:17 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Larry Lucido
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posted on
12/04/2017 7:54:44 PM PST
by
Lurker
(President Trump isn't our last chance. President Trump is THEIR last chance.)
To: ameribbean expat
Killer Whales.
Great White Sharks.
Drunk Monkeys.
The sea is a cruel mistress.
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posted on
12/04/2017 7:55:50 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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