"Sons of bitches...Bumpuses!"
Posted on 11/23/2017 4:16:36 PM PST by mairdie
It's that time of the year again. That's right - it's time to hide your Thanksgiving turkey before your four-legged friend finds it first.
Despairing dog owners in the US have been shaming their greedy pooches on social media with signs detailing their crimes.
In one photo, a hungry Rottweiler is shamed after taking a sizeable chunk out of a turkey while it was being roasted over a fire.
In another, a brazen mutt called Scotty is seen cowering beneath a blanket next to a sign reading: 'I ate all the leftover turkey, peed on the bathroom mat and pooped in the living room. Definitely a black Friday for my mom and dad.'
And a very guilty-looking pooch uses his best puppy dog eyes to get his owner to forgive him for licking the turkey.
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That maybe explains the ‘first husband’ part of the story.
Our 15 month old lab is a naughty puppy. But we like him anyway...
"Sons of bitches...Bumpuses!"
He was very forgiving. And an absolutely lovely man. For marrying at 19, I really lucked out.
YES! Both our Bichon and our Havanese steal kleenix and paper towels and wipies. Nothing is safe.
While a puppy, our Irish Wolfhound walked off with one of the sofa seat cushions that flowed from the back through the sitting part. He then ate it.
Your lab sounds adorable!
shame on you. LMAO!
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