Posted on 11/22/2017 12:45:36 PM PST by Simon Green
Is it Kristopherson’s “film” or did Chris just take a check to do a voice over?
I’ve seen worse. I’m sure I have.
“Heaven Can Wait” meets “The Peoples Choice”?..............
Might have worked better as a cartoon or claymation.
To the smarmy author of the article: this movie cannot possibly be any worse than most of the crap that Hollywood barfs out.
Er...did you watch the trailer? I'd rather watch "Star Wars Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace"...and I hate "Star Wars Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace".
Rhodes Scholar. Compared Russian genocide in Afghanistan to American support for the Contras in Nicaragua. I dunno. Maybe our work In Afghanistan the last 8 years makes us the new Russians. You tell me.
People are so weird. It has the look of a Hallmark movie, and what is wrong with that? O NO, the sound of screeching tires, and a cry of pain, children cannot handle that. Next they will have a boy shooting his much loved dog to death because they didn’t get him vaccinated. WHAT? Did that already?
Apparently this person has never seen, "The Secret Life of Pets".
Of believe me Kris, we will be talking about "Convoy" too.
How you could take a cool some and make that tripe out of it is beyond comprehension.
Not even Earnest Borgnine could save it.
I LOVE good pet movies like Homeward Bound and K-9. And my dog loves them even more than I do. This one just sounds depressing.
He was also in the mega-flop “Heaven’s Gate”. He should avoid movies with Heaven in the title.
Nicely played
One of the many variations on an old joke:
A guy takes his dog to an entertainment agent, claiming the dog can talk.
The agent says “Sure he can. Okay, let’s hear him”.
So the guy asks his dog, “How was the road coming into town today?”
“Rough,” barked the dog.
“Continue”, says the agent.
“What do we have over our house?”
“Roof,” barked the mutt.
The agent says “They sound like barks to me”.
The guy was disappointed, but persevered.
“All right,” he said, “this time you pick out the topic. Ask me to ask him about anything.”
The agent said “Okay. Ask him something about baseball.”
“Who,” the dog was asked, “was the greatest ballplayer who ever lived?”
“Ruth,” barked the dog.
“Get out!” barked the agent.
As the pair was walking out, the guy says to the dog, “Well, you really did it to me this time.
The dog’s tail stops wagging, and the dog looks up at the guy and asks “Do you think I should have said Gehrig?”
I can say that Kristofferson is one of the worst actors of all time.
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