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To: djf

“They start peeling, keep peeling, keep peeling then there’s nothing left!”

Like a banana. Throw out the skin and the bone and there’s nothing left to eat.


18 posted on 11/21/2017 9:59:55 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra (Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

The mountain man agrees to come down from his mountain cabin after years of his city nephew’s pleading.
The nephew takes him to a large grocery store in Wheeling. The old man had never seen a banana.

Again at his nephew’s request—he eats one.
“So what do you think, uncle?”
“Not bad, not bad at all.” replies the mountaineer.
“Would you like to take a bunch back with you?”
“No.”
“Why not?”
“`cause I already got a lot of wants I cain’t satisfy.”


20 posted on 11/21/2017 10:07:46 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
Like a banana. Throw out the skin and the bone and there’s nothing left to eat.

Bone in a banana?

27 posted on 11/21/2017 10:52:10 PM PST by ETL (Obama-Hillary, REAL Russia collusion! Uranium-One Deal, Missile Defense, Nukes. See my FR page)
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