[nickcarraway]

I had a rodent steel an avocado from me recently, and now they are on my list right below Illinois Nazis.

Move over pizza rat, Brooklyn's avocado rat is new viral sensation

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

I too love Avo’s. What is your favorite way to eat them?

Mine: Cut the 1/2s into about 1/2 inch grid taking care not to pierce the skin. Heavily salt and pepper the 1/2s. Pour cider or even plain vinegar into the former seed holes allowing the vinegar to spread throughout. Grab a spoon.

It makes a great lunch.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Rats stealing from people in New York City. Sounds like the Democrat race for Mayor and City Council all over again.

[Texicanus]

I can’t decide whether he is a Democrat or Republican rat. How can one tell the difference?