I hate it when that happens.
1 posted on
11/17/2017 9:11:03 AM PST by
Rebelbase
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To: Salamander
Tragic case of ophidiophobia.
2 posted on
11/17/2017 9:11:39 AM PST by
Tax-chick
(The bigger the problem, the less likely a solution can be politically feasible.)
To: Rebelbase
This is probably why Indians poop on the streets.
To: Rebelbase
Darned big toilet if it can hold a 20 foot snake.
To: Rebelbase
6 posted on
11/17/2017 9:14:54 AM PST by
LydiaLong
To: Rebelbase
"Woman finds 20ft long python sleeping in her toilet "
Here is photo of woman and her son in the toilet where the python was found.
8 posted on
11/17/2017 9:15:29 AM PST by
UCANSEE2
(Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
To: Rebelbase
Send that one in to Hustler magazine! d;^)
9 posted on
11/17/2017 9:16:14 AM PST by
CopperTop
(Outside the wire it's just us chickens. Dig?)
To: Rebelbase
The snoring gave the snake away.
11 posted on
11/17/2017 9:16:26 AM PST by
alstewartfan
(If you should leave me now A sudden wind will blow your mansion down. Al Stewart)
To: Rebelbase
That’s why you always check before sitting down.
12 posted on
11/17/2017 9:16:48 AM PST by
OrangeHoof
(Let Trump Be Trump. Would you rather have Hillary?)
To: Rebelbase
I guess that explains why she had an upset stomach.
14 posted on
11/17/2017 9:24:19 AM PST by
boycott
To: Rebelbase; Keyhopper
Snake would make a great prop for an exotic dancer!
Zorita (born Kathryn Boyd, 30 August 1915 – 12 November 2001) was an American burlesque dancer. She was best known for a twenty minute dance which she performed with two boa constrictors called ‘Elmer and ‘Oscar’.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorita_(burlesque_dancer)
15 posted on
11/17/2017 9:25:39 AM PST by
GOYAKLA
(" Winning not Whining"!)
To: Rebelbase
Even though a python is a constrictor, it packs a nasty bite. Good thing the female found it first.
5.56mm
16 posted on
11/17/2017 9:26:28 AM PST by
M Kehoe
To: Rebelbase
“Mommy! There’s a huge snake in the toilet!”
“Yes, dear. Daddy has been eating a lot of pork rinds lately.”
17 posted on
11/17/2017 9:27:06 AM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Rebelbase
20 posted on
11/17/2017 9:38:28 AM PST by
Gasshog
(When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles scream and shout!)
To: Rebelbase
21 posted on
11/17/2017 9:39:11 AM PST by
Doogle
(( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
To: Rebelbase
No chance we can find out whee this was
22 posted on
11/17/2017 9:49:16 AM PST by
stanne
To: Rebelbase
23 posted on
11/17/2017 9:51:38 AM PST by
sourcery
(Non Aquiesco: "I do not consent" (Latin))
To: Rebelbase
Wake me up, before you go go ...
26 posted on
11/17/2017 9:58:55 AM PST by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
To: Rebelbase
When I was in Italy and living off base, the lady below us was on the pot when she felt something nudging her - took a look and freaked because a huge sewer rat had come up through the drain pipes....
30 posted on
11/17/2017 10:30:21 AM PST by
trebb
(Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
To: Rebelbase
It was a bombsight toilet too. Nothing to see here.
32 posted on
11/17/2017 10:36:12 AM PST by
higgmeister
( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
To: Rebelbase
Yeah, I had one of those once. Burritos, man...
36 posted on
11/17/2017 10:52:02 AM PST by
mikeus_maximus
(The Truth does not require our agreement.)
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