Posted on 11/04/2017 6:46:37 PM PDT by Beave Meister
The masked suspect who robbed a Chicago hot dog stand Tuesday accidentally shot himself in the penis while fleeing the scene. The incident occurred about 6 a.m.
According to the Chicago Tribune, the suspect, 19-year-old Terrion Pouncy, was “wearing a dark hooded sweatshirt” and he had a “dark scarf concealing his face.” Police report that he pulled a small handgun and demanded money from two men working the register. One of the two handed him the money and Pouncy allegedly responded by reaching into the man’s pocket and taking his personal cell phone and wallet as well.
The Chicago Sun-Times reports that Pouncy then turned to make his getaway and while “shifting the gun in his waistband… he apparently pulled the trigger, firing a bullet that struck him in the penis.” He was also shot in the thigh.
One of the hotdog stand employee’s wrestled with Pouncy after the gun went off, but Pouncy was able to break free and run away.
Pouncy ran as far as he could then called police to self-report that he had been shot. Police received a 911 call on the hotdog stand robbery at “about the same time.”
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The place is right off the Dan Ryan in Chicago.
Near UIC.
Almost always has customers.
That’s why they are selling hot dogs at 6 am.
That's what you call ....
...wait for it...
...A Chicago SHOT dog
Gives a new meaning to “Lay your weary head to rest”
Who knew that Kansas was so prescient?
This irony is phallacious!
‘Terrion my wayward son, you’ll be jailed when you are done, shot your pisser off as well, don’t you cry no more.’
oh, that’s good, man....
What a numbnuts!
His nickname used to be “Dog”. Now it’s Bob.
Sounds like a “Game of Thrones” character. Like Loras Tyrell, minus the masculinity.
“small handgun”
He’s lucky he couldn’t afford a Desert Eagle.
Don’t worry, when he gets out of the joint (no pun intended) he will have a new one put on courtesy of the tax payers...
Terrion Pouncy didn’t pay for food, but he left a tip.
LOL!
What IS it with the way blacks name their kids these days?
It's almost like, Let me see how many people I can get to laugh at you when you utter your name - or when they utter your name.
Crazy!
“also shot in the thigh” I thought his penis would be meaty enough to stop the round....or have we been lied to?
Terrain “no cocked” Pouncy
Part of the act of being outraged when others won’t correctly pronounce their jibberish.
Maxwell Street is a great place to buy a Rolex Submariner !!!
I would think that hurt like bejeebers! How did he manage to run off?
I read this to my parents and my sister and we all died laughing.
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