To: nickcarraway
The man who mistook his squash for a bomb.
2 posted on
11/03/2017 8:58:40 PM PDT by
Ken H
(Best election ever!)
To: nickcarraway
Idiot was probably in the Luftwaffe and bombed Pearl Harbor too...
3 posted on
11/03/2017 8:58:47 PM PDT by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: nickcarraway
I guess that is a pretty big zucchini, but I don’t know how it would be mistaken for a bomb ;-)
4 posted on
11/03/2017 8:59:52 PM PDT by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: nickcarraway
Don’t tell Rosie O’Donnell.
7 posted on
11/03/2017 9:15:23 PM PDT by
moovova
To: nickcarraway
Further proof green vegetables are dangerous and do not belong on your plate with the meat and potatoes.
8 posted on
11/03/2017 9:20:37 PM PDT by
nickedknack
("Your time is up!")
To: nickcarraway
9 posted on
11/03/2017 9:21:52 PM PDT by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: nickcarraway
If someone is chucking a 10 pound weener shaped vegetable into your backyard....you’d probably serve yourself best sniffing it before you eat it. God only knows where that’s been. I mean just google it. It’s disgusting.
XD
11 posted on
11/03/2017 9:26:44 PM PDT by
1_Inch_Group
(Country Before Party)
To: nickcarraway
Courgette sounds like the name of a nice looking, fast moving car. It only has two seats, and a convertible top.
To: nickcarraway
13 posted on
11/03/2017 9:28:58 PM PDT by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
To: nickcarraway
He’s 81 - maybe he should get cataract surgery before he finds any more “bombs”.
14 posted on
11/03/2017 9:36:03 PM PDT by
GnuThere
To: nickcarraway
That’s okay - some people confused this guy for a Republican.
To: nickcarraway
It’s funny in that no matter how often I pick zucchini in the garden there area always one or two that manage to hid and grow that large.
25 posted on
11/03/2017 10:27:07 PM PDT by
Rebelbase
(There are only two genders. The rest are mental disorders.)
To: nickcarraway
False Alarm After Man Mistakes Large Ananas (Pineapple)in his Garden for WWII Grenade
Police were alerted on Thursday when a man in a south German town called them and told them he had found a Second World War grenade in his garden.
But when the police arrived at the 81-year-old man’s house in Betten, Baden-Württemberg, they did not find a bomb - explosive ordinance disposal services did not have to be called after all.
After close inspection, officers deemed that what the man had found was not a grenade, but rather, a large pineapple - much to the senior citizen’s relief.
31 posted on
11/04/2017 2:19:15 AM PDT by
bunkerhill7
(((("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione.")))))))
To: nickcarraway
Any gardener who cannot tell the difference either needs new glasses or should not be a gardener.
33 posted on
11/04/2017 3:44:57 AM PDT by
Pollster1
("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
To: nickcarraway
One of the funniest stories from my army days was from a REFORGER exercise. A friend of mine had been on a remote LP/OP in rural Germany. He observed a German farmer out in his field who picked a large squash, looked around the area to make sure nobody was looking, cut a hole in the vegetable, and then used it to um...gratify himself.
Moral of the story: If you're a German Zucchini, there are worse fates than being mistaken for a bomb.
35 posted on
11/04/2017 5:05:22 AM PDT by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: nickcarraway; Chode
38 posted on
11/04/2017 5:44:49 AM PDT by
mabarker1
(Progress- the opposite of congress)
To: nickcarraway
We literally dropped thousands of those on Germany during the war.
41 posted on
11/04/2017 7:00:32 AM PDT by
Delta 21
(Build The Wall !! Jail The Cankle !!)
To: nickcarraway
If he only saw the blunt end of it, I could see mistaking it for a mortar round. Better safe than sorry. Keeps your epitaph from being, "He thought it was a zucchini."
42 posted on
11/04/2017 7:29:13 AM PDT by
PLMerite
("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest)
To: nickcarraway
49 posted on
11/04/2017 10:45:35 AM PDT by
Disambiguator
(Keepin' it analog.)
To: nickcarraway
"Leesten very carefully, I will say this only once. The bombs will be disguised as courgettes and delivered by a man disguised as a vegetable seller"
57 posted on
11/04/2017 10:02:31 PM PDT by
Oztrich Boy
(don't forget to mouse your sisterhooks)
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