We all know they just needed a man to give them the right directions.
That part, at least, is completely conceivable!
Yes, that is what I said.
The bottom of the tire is flat.
Hmmm... The top of the tire seems okay.
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Honey, I think we've got a flat. Can you please go out and change the tire? I have an appointment at the nail salon in half an hour!