[Delta 21]

I was trying not to be racist and purchased the black noise machine instead. MAN WAS THAT A MISTAKE!

Random gun fire, tires screeching, police sirens half the night. I got up twice to check the door because I heard some one knocking....you guessed it, some dope dealer on the black noise machine going door to door selling dope!

Believe me you want the white noise machine.

[Redcitizen]

Now that was truly hilarious. Thanks for the laughs. :)

[Larry Lucido]

The James Brown Auto Alarm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VST1ruR4x9s

[MV=PY]

LOLOL!!!

Excellent.