Smelly old socks to raise money for the Cheap Labor Express, of which Catholic charities are an arm.
Maybe the Astros should get them - RIGHT NOW!
Why not auction off the pretzel he choked on while watching an NFL game in 2002?

Did they ask BILL CLINTON is he has any UNDERWEAR to donate to the cause?
BILL CLINTON’S GREAT SKIVVIES GIVE-AWAY
https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/1993/12/28/bill-clintons-great-skivvies-give-away/0dac853d-cf3d-4faf-8104-bcf124bd93b4/?utm_term=.4d3e47b5c5a2
George H.W. Bush fought and nearly died for his nation in WWII and I honor him for that, but quite honestly I can’t think of a single man in the history of the world who was so great that I’d give a penny for his socks.
Danged if I know who would want them, but best wishes for a good fundraiser. I met Mr. Bush when he was Vice President. I shook his hand and squealed (I was 18), “Ooooh! Nice to meet you, Mr. Vice President!”
He was tall.