 "It's Hillarectum Clingon!" exclaimed Ba-reeks O'BM excitedly, as he watched it all unfold (so to speak) through his handheld asstral mirror. |
Posted on 10/14/2017 4:17:21 PM PDT by Lazamataz
Perhaps cos we’ve never been there?
NASA was founded by a bunch of Satanic Freemason Nazis. What could possibly go wrong??
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"It's Hillarectum Clingon!" exclaimed Ba-reeks O'BM excitedly, as he watched it all unfold (so to speak) through his handheld asstral mirror. |
LOL.
But really, all that resolution power of Hubble and no closeups of the moon’s surface nasajunk?
Perhaps for the same reason Kubrick put his child star in an Apollo 11 sweatshirt?
Hehe
It’s probably a Klingon.
Do you mean from the JPL bunch?
You’re gonna need a bigger tube of Preparation H!
Re “NASA wants to probe uranus in search of gas”.
See, Trump was right. The government wants to get into everything including youranus.
Reminds me of the Giant Bug probe scene in “Starship Troopers”.
Followed by the Federation’s recruiting ads for “Proctologists needed to probe giant bugs”.
This article is comedic food for a month for a comedian worth their salt.
Science discoveries and the Clinton Clan:
“Webb Hubbell and his telescope - the father of Chelsea Clinton astronomy
Exploding Nova star gas ring named after Hillary located in the Liar constellation
Bill Clinton, like Sir Edmund Hillary, climbed Mt. Lewinsky.
Also discovers intern under his desk. Names it Mt. Monica. Conducts scientific probes. Refuses to “a dress” his discoveries.
“No, Hubble cannot take photos of the Apollo landing sites.”
“An object on the Moon 4 meters (4.37 yards) across, viewed from HST, would be about 0.002 arcsec in size. The highest resolution instrument currently on HST is the Advanced Camera for Surveys at 0.03 arcsec. So anything we left on the Moon cannot be resolved in any HST image. It would just appear as a dot.”
http://hubblesite.org/reference_desk/faq/answer.php.cat=topten&id=77
Glad I had just swallowed and set the coffee cup down before I read that....
How did Hillary get there?
Note: this topic is from . Thanks Lazamataz.
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