Posted on 10/13/2017 7:31:23 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Liberals are so absolutely desperate for President Donald Trump to leave office that Vanity Fair has offered them a slight bit of solace in the form of extreme fantasy. Nell Scovell of that magazine asked eight television writers to fullfill liberal wish fantasy by presenting imaginary scenarios in which Trump resigns. They must have been comedy writers since most of their scenarios are so divorced from reality as to be hilarious. Unfortunately Scovell herself seems to come from a very dark place since the "example" she presented to the writers can properly be classified as gruesomely sick:
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The current fad and fantasy is the 25th amendment.
These are people who think they can create reality with their own thoughts and language.
Was that absolutely necessary????????????
They LIVE in a fantasy world. It’s a mass psychosis.
Living all those years with David Letterman made that easy for Merrill.
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This is what people in Hollywood do. Think up scenarios. When they're not sexually harassing or abusing people. And they hate Trump.
Why anybody would publish this stuff is hard to say. Maybe just because they hate Trump too. But why post it or read it?
I guess there won’t be a West Wing redux? I’m surprised as there are no new ideas in Hollyweird these days.
"My fellow Americans, winning has become won so I resign with a happy heart turning over the presidency to Vice President Donald Trump Jr."
The sound you just heard was ten million liberal heads exploding at once.
You beat me to it; I was going to post somethings similar, but you did it better!
Oooooo-eeee! I’ve seen mules with better faces than that!
Heck, that's nothing! I could make up eight scenarios where Bill and Mrs. Bill Clinton have to pay for their real crimes.
A park bench, somewhere in Middle America. Two people sit side-by-side, sharing a grease-stained bag of popcorn, occasionally throwing a meager kernel or two at the grackles pecking gravel at their feet.
“Hard to believe, isn’t it Jimmy? Just two years ago, we were well-known TV personalities, living the high life back in civilization, telling everyone what to think. Then…”
“Yeah, Chels. Then that bloated pig barged into office on the back of Facebook ads paid for by Vlad The Enabler. God, I couldn’t believe it! You know, I got canned for kneeling during my monologue? Could you have ever imagined? Fired for speaking truth to power at 10 pm in front of ten million obese idiots who voted for a dumpy moron? Me? With a degree from Columbia!”
“I bared my boobs during prime time.”
“Well, Chels, if you’d have had that lift you need, first…”
“I will not be dictated to by some pseudo-male just because he Tweeted “How low can you go?” She takes off her hat and beats Jimmy with it.
“That wasn’t the reason, Chels, and you know it. It was the tattoo of his face on one and the letters POTUS on the other that got those manipulated white supremacists to throw their flat screens into the street and drive their monster trucks over them.”
“But he is a boob, Jimmy.”
“And so was your entire audience. Past tense.”
“I thought the entire skit was funny, didn’t you?”
“Chels, you copied it from a graffiti on the men’s room stall!”
Chels pulls back, outrage expressed in every line of her body. “How did you know that?”
“I put it there. What were you doing in the men’s room, anyway?”
“I was having a fluid day.”
Both people sit up straighter and nudge each other. “Quick! Hide the popcorn! Someone’s coming!” Jimmy dumps the popcorn on the ground, to the delight of the birds.
A woman pushing a stroller walks slowly by. From behind his back, Jimmy pulls a crudely lettered sign. “I’m a Trump victim.”
“Spare change?” Chels says, hopefully. The woman gives them the once-over, then bends forward to shield her child’s eyes, whispering, “We don’t wanna see the ishies, do we, sweetie?” as she hurries past. Once the stroller is safely past the bench, she turns her head and hisses, “Get a job, you freaks.”
The woman with the stroller continues down the path as Jimmy and Chels scrabble in the dirt for the last few kernels of popcorn. One grackle lands on Jimmy’s head and deposits bird residue. Chels laughs. Jimmy pushes her. Grackles converge and peck them both to death.
After various lawsuits, Kirk Cameron owns Sony, Michelle Malkin owns Disney, Anthony Crowder owns Warner Brothers and Rush Limbaugh owns 20th Century Fox. Ann Coulter has replaced Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Mark Levin has replaced Anthony Kennedy, and Kris Kobach has replaced Stephen Breyer. Franklin Graham’s State Department has gotten the Christian leadership of China to force North Korea and Venezuela to remove their kleptocracies. Senate Majority Leader Ted Cruz, working with House Speaker Lou Barletta have passed laws ending birthright citizenship, chain migration, H-visas and visa lotteries. Trump kicks his feet up on the Oval Office Ottoman, a guy named Erdogan, and hands the football to Mike Pence, exclaiming “I need to play more golf. You take over.”
Imagine a bleak Bergman film where you travel a down seemingly endless grey hallway, only to find a door at the end that leads to a quicksand pit labelled “2020”.
I like the idea:
It’s 2023, just after the two-year mark in President Trump’s second term. The Wall is complete, being patrolled and maintained, and effective enough that ICE has the time and resources to track down and deport illegals who overstay visas. Most illegals self-deported once they saw the new immigration judges permanently banning other illegals from ever returning. The immigration crisis is over.
Trade deals have been renegotiated. We no longer have free trade for the sake of globalism. We do have free trade with countries that trade fairly, open their markets to our products, and respect our intellectual property, when that trade serves American interests.
The United States military has been restored to a mission-oriented military, where readiness is a high priority. The EPA, Department of Education, Small Business Administration, and other departments/agencies have been eliminated, with large cuts in federal spending and a move toward constitutional government within the Enumerated Powers.
President Trump’s judges have transformed the federal judiciary. His four Supreme Court Justices, all under age 55, guarantee the protection of the rule of law for a generation. Lower judicial nominees have sailed through under new Senate rules, and there are never more than a few vacancies waiting to be filled - always by originalists and strict constructionists.
The federal budget is balanced, and there is a plan to pay down the debt within 30 years. That’s an extra $700 billion in taxes a year, but it’s covered by reduced spending and far better than leaving the bill from our recklessness to be paid by our grandchildren.
Having accomplished his mission, President Trump steps down, to be replaced by President Pence. Thanks to welfare reform and work requirements, welfare is way down, and the employment rate is higher even than before Barack Hussein seized power. There are a lot of jobs to be filled, thanks to the drastically reduced regulatory burden, and Americans are filling those jobs. In 2024, President Pence runs for re-election as an incumbent who is presiding over the longest peacetime economic boom in American history - and wins against Grandma Hillary.
If they thought their TV and movie ratings were low now.. Just wait.
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