“show them your c***.......”. The Commodore boardwalk empire
Posted on 10/11/2017 4:27:02 AM PDT by nikos1121
Welcome to Megyn Kelly Today, Today, a new daily column in which we will share the most memorable things that happened on Megyn Kelly Today every morning until we are no longer able to watch Megyn Kelly Today without feeling like there will be no tomorrow. ·Megyn Kelly walked onstage in a long-sleeved black blouse and a leather skirt.
·Megyn Kelly says she can’t wait for Valerie Bertinelli.
·Bobby Finger thought, “Megyn Kelly and I finally have our Breakfast at Tiffany’s.” ·Megyn Kelly did NOT explain the first segment for the first time ever.
·Megyn Kelly said Donna Karan used “her voice to attack women.”
·The audience gasped.
·Megyn Kelly played Donna Karan’s comments about Harvey Weinstein twice.
·Megyn Kelly raised her voice and said, “Women sometimes make bad fashion choices at the office... this does not invite their own harassment. Period. End of report.”
·Megyn Kelly kept talking after the “period” and “end of report.”
·Megyn Kelly said, “There are laws in this country... I don’t give a damn if a woman shows up in a bikini to the office, that doesn’t make it all right... for her superior to harass her. It makes it OK for her boss to say go home and change. That’s it.”
·There was still more after “that’s it.”
·Megyn Kelly said, “The truth is, sexual harassment has nothing to do with wardrobe. It has to do with power and control... How insulting to men! Like they are animals who can’t contain themselves if a woman shows part of her thigh... How about we not pile on Donna.”
·Megyn Kelly said, “How about we use this moment to encourage women to find their own voices despite the risks and to stand up for themselves, which is hard enough without rich, powerful, well-connected fashion moguls lecturing them on their clothing choices. And speaking of fashion choices, here’s one for you: I’m done with Donna Karan.”
·The audience applauded Megyn’s apparent boycott (how brave!), who then said, “I want her to come on... and we can have an honest discussion about how she feels.”
·Megyn Kelly welcomed Katy Tur to the stage to talk about Ivana Trump’s statement about being the real First Lady.
·Megyn Kelly tried and failed to imitate Ivana Trump’s accent. ·Megyn Kelly teased Edie Falco’s appearance in promotion of, duh, Law & Order True Crime: The Menendez Murders.
·Megyn Kelly sat down with Edie Falco in a pre-taped interview. ·Edie Falco said, “They didn’t do it for the money,” and suggested she believed the brothers were abused by their parents. ·Megyn Kelly teased the next segment by saying, “Coming up, the truth about infidelity, and the warning signs every spouse should know. But first on a lighter note, cocktails and conversation with Valerie Bertinelli!” ·Megyn Kelly welcomed Valerie Bertinelli to the stage. ·Valerie Bertinelli taught Megyn Kelly how to make an Irish coffee. ·Megyn Kelly and Valerie Bertinelli took a sip of Irish coffee. ·The audience applauded because there’s nothing live studio audiences love more than the mere suggestion of alcohol. ·Valerie Bertinelli began teaching Megyn Kelly how to make a margarita. ·Valerie Bertinelli muddled the lime. ·Megyn Kelly asked Valerie Bertinelli, “What is muddling?” ·Valerie Bertinelli explained muddling. ·Megyn Kelly used a shaker and said, “I had a blender explode on me not long ago!” ·Megyn Kelly provided no additional details about said blender explosion. ·Megyn Kelly dumped the contents of the shaker into the glass Valerie Bertinelli rimmed with salt without putting the strainer lid on top. (See the Clip of the Day.) ·Valerie Bertinelli said, “Oh Megyn,” and the audience cackled. ·Valerie Bertinelli caressed Megyn Kelly’s arm, said, “You’re so pretty, you’re so pretty,” and explained that she needed to strain the lime and jalapeños out of the margarita before serving. ·Megyn Kelly attempted to end the segment by saying, “Coming up, infidelity, the warning signs every spouse should know, and is there life after the affair.”
·Valerie Bertinelli said, “I can tell you a little bit about that,” in an apparent reference to Eddie Van Halen. ·Megyn Kelly and the audience laughed. ·Megyn Kelly returned and asked, “Can a relationship survive and even thrive [after infidelity]?” ·Megyn Kelly rolled tape of some couple whose name I missed the first time around who dealt with—dun dun dun—infidelity. ·Apparently the husband, Michael, cheated on his wife whose name I keep missing. Bobby Finger thinks it’s spelled Tirsha, but has never heard this name before and it has not yet been put onscreen. ·Megyn Kelly said that Michael “moved into the basement” after his affair was revealed so that he would be close to the kids. ·Michael said, “During all my thinking time in the basement, I reflected a lot on what caused the affairs.” ·Megyn Kelly said, “Michael stayed in the basement for six weeks as the couple remained in counseling.” ·Bobby Finger asked, “What the hell is this show and why do these people keep speaking in somber tones about ‘the basement.’” ·Megyn Kelly welcomed Michael and Tirsha to the stage and asked how they’re doing. ·Tirsha said, “We’re doing great! As far as the marriage... we’re better now than we have ever been... We’ve gone through the ugly, we’ve gone through the worst.” ·Megyn Kelly asked if Michael had addressed the issues (i.e. “not being appreciated”) that made him cheat to begin with.
·Michael said he had. ·Megyn Kelly said, “Forgive me for asking this, this is indelicate, but I know you took some of the affair partners home to your marital bed.” ·Michael said, “No, it was in the home, but not in our bed.” ·Megyn Kelly said, “To your home. To your home. So, I’m sure that’s been a source of pain, and I think the question is why? Why? Why would you do that?” ·Tirsha looked at Michael all yeah bish why.
Living rent-free in people’s heads, 24/7.
“show them your c***.......”. The Commodore boardwalk empire
I predicted this show would be off the air in 4 months. I’m thinking now, it’s going to be before Thanksgiving.
I think Fox is weaker without BOR, but she was a loser on Fox, and all of us here knew that.
Donald Trump is still in her head. He says “Blood coming out” and she says “Period”.
Someone suggested last night that Harvey Weinstein should be punished by sharing the same jail cell as Me-Again Kelly. But that would be cruel and unusual punishment. For both...
Like Papa Clump wanted to put Grandma Clump out of her misery, in the movie, “The Nutty Professor”, someone at NBC needs to put Megyn Kelly out of her misery by firing her and putting her on the unemployment line. End of story!!!
Sounds like Meghan has found her niche.
Sinking still further into irrelevance. Megyn Kelly is poster child for “jumping the shark”, but the demise was not immediate, a slow lingering scene.
María del Rosario Mercedes Pilar Martínez Molina Baeza, professionally known simply by her stage name Charo, once was quite a presence on TV, but is now scarcely a ripple even in gossip columns. Though Charo was widely known, her popularity rating was in the single digits.
Which should tell you something.
Ummm.
She needed Johnny Carson’s show?
What do I win?
Someone vacuumed out her brain after she left Fox.
Meghan Kelly TANK!
Hater of all men except euroweenies.
How does it feel to be recognized as MSM’s chief man hater?
I agree that Fox is weaker without BOR. I used to get annoyed with him, but I honestly miss him. Tucker’s show just doesn’t carry the weight that BOR’s show did, plus I don’t like listening to Tucker and guests arguing. It doesn’t change any minds and serves no purpose.
I would like to see Tucker moved to 7 (goodbye Martha) and BOR in at 8 again. I heard some rumours that he may be coming back and I hope they’re true. That would make for a good lineup.
I hope you’re correct about Megyn bombing before Thanksgiving - that would be more winning!
Actually dressing like a “ho” invites certain responses from other humans. You don’t have to like it, but if you have a functioning brain you know this to be true, period, end of story, end of segment, stop talking, etc.....
Dangit, why’d you have to bring up Charo?
Now all I hear in my head is “cuchi-cuchi”....
Seriously, she’s an extremely talented lady.
Nice Parrot-Head segway!
Searchin’ for my lost shaker of sh!t . . .
Very talented, and a lot of fun. Compared with Kelly, she was also pretty wholesome, despite the ‘cuchi cuchi’.
Mega Smelly contributing to the demise of a seditious MSM network...excellent.
Hey, that was a fun piece. I’ve been curious about the show but unwilling to watch. You gave it over in less than 10 minutes of reading and (I’m betting) far, far more entertaining than watching it. Are you really going to do that daily? (Or however often the show comes on?)
Thanks for the creative effort. Great work!
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