Posted on 10/09/2017 12:59:17 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Libeeration includes herbs that relieve symptoms of menopause
A New Hampshire craft brewer has created a special ale that helps women in menopause.
The woman, who is a co-owner of a Portsmoth brewery, said her pitch for a menopausal beer — Libeeration — landed flat with her fellow brewers, at first.
But she persisted.
Working with her head brewer, local doctors and herbalists, they believe they got it just right.
“Mother’s Wart came in to reduce the stress in the system, which reduces a lot of the symptoms, hormone imbalances,” said Dr. Marilyn Svihovec, a neurophysiologist and beer consultant.
Libeeration also has ingredients like chamomile and nettle to ease the hot flashes and other symptoms of menopause.
Come on guys, let’s hear your one-liners!
If nothing else they could give it to their spouse to ease the suffering.
Well this Gal has a one liner!
Somewhere on the bottle needs to be a label that says:
“Okay for use if you are a Beta Male or Pajama Boy”
She’s eliminating the vast majority of customers.
That’s just great. Women turn evil when they hit MNPS, now this.
Before: crazy
After: drunk AND crazy
Seems like those botanicals would work quicker if you infused them into overproof white rum, vodka or Everclear. Same effect in a shot glass instead of a 12-oz. bottle (and fewer trips to the restroom).
Peri-menopause can be a bit rough, but NOTHING is worse than the monthly cycles of up and down hormones. Once per menopause is over and full menopause sets in...it’s such a relief! I swea4 menopause is a girl’s best friend. No more sore boobs, back, buns, no more cramps, headache, diarrhea, no more bloating and swelling to the tune of 10 lbs in either direction. No more mood swings, feminin3 products or pills...
No more ruining your clothes due to unexpected dams bursting, no more pregnancy fears...
Menopause isn’t what makes a woman crazy. It’s the life long cycles that make us crazy. The hot flashes stop, cyclic moods stop, and you can enjoy your lovelife to the max.
;-D
Great. Now they can go all George Jones and get drunk and jump on there Menopause cycle and run your ass over....
Drinking herbal tea is probably more helpful in that regard.
Can they have it for breakfast?
Helmet on!!!
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