"...I wemembur em from resstrant in Shiscagro airport bathloom"
Posted on 10/07/2017 5:49:32 AM PDT by BenLurkin
All 6 types are also fags.
Heard the whole list on the last Ratfiles ‘cast last night...
...no towel for me, I’m good!
I have a ghost that frequents my bathroom and occasionally leaves the seat up. My wife blames it on me!
"...I wemembur em from resstrant in Shiscagro airport bathloom"
I flush my monsters. Sometimes twice...
Now we know what hell is, being sent for eternity to do bathroom duty.
In a barely related note, it always made me laugh that the Japanese once had a trend where they would broadcast toilet-flushing noises on continous loop in their bathrooms. It masked any embarrasing noises emitting from the toilet stalls.
I know a very wealthy woman from Japan. She refuses to speak English because she hates round-eye. her husband is American but he is required to speak Japanese. She’s a daughter of a wealthy japanese businessman, and he would FREAK if he knew how she actually lived.
But anyway, she is 50 and believes these ghosts like they are real as I am. Her bathroom is clean and white (All products that she buys are not only from the Japanese store, but they are white to match the white bathroom). The bathroom is kept spotlessly clean - like sterile - because of this ghost.
She’s insane. Like every Jap I’ve ever met, read about or was told about anecdotally.
So George Michael was Japanese? Who knew?
I’m assuming her husband is not of European extraction?
Here's the opposite, from our own archives: Robodump!
http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1278830/posts
The day I can listen to that MP3 start to finish without LAMO, start brewing me a big cup of hemlock tea.
The headline reminded me of the time I ate that third Satan handroll and the regretful experience that followed.
(shudder)
Husband is an intimidating, mans-man veteran with a background that scares me.
A brilliant guy with several engineering accomplishments and an attitude that can’t be beat.
But this woman owns him, fully. It’s what happens to most guys I know who are stationed in Japan, and meet some Japanese chick.
He is terribly misunderstood.
What he actually says is:
"The Dead do not suffer the living to Pass Gas."
He is also well known in Japan where his name is -
"Shitai no Hana"
You’re saying it’s damnation without relief?
Moaning Myrtle couldn’t care less. She’s holding down the fort for all British ghosts who hang around toilets!
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