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1 posted on 10/07/2017 5:49:32 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

All 6 types are also fags.


2 posted on 10/07/2017 5:53:21 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Je Suis Pepe)
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To: BenLurkin

Heard the whole list on the last Ratfiles ‘cast last night...

...no towel for me, I’m good!


3 posted on 10/07/2017 5:57:47 AM PDT by null and void (The internet gave everyone a mouth. It gave no one a brain.)
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To: BenLurkin

I have a ghost that frequents my bathroom and occasionally leaves the seat up. My wife blames it on me!


4 posted on 10/07/2017 5:59:42 AM PDT by IronJack (sh)
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To: BenLurkin

"...I wemembur em from resstrant in Shiscagro airport bathloom"

5 posted on 10/07/2017 6:08:41 AM PDT by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: BenLurkin

I flush my monsters. Sometimes twice...


6 posted on 10/07/2017 6:24:08 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter
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To: BenLurkin

Now we know what hell is, being sent for eternity to do bathroom duty.


7 posted on 10/07/2017 6:33:08 AM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
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To: BenLurkin

In a barely related note, it always made me laugh that the Japanese once had a trend where they would broadcast toilet-flushing noises on continous loop in their bathrooms. It masked any embarrasing noises emitting from the toilet stalls.


8 posted on 10/07/2017 6:40:31 AM PDT by Vision Thing (You see the depths of our hearts, and You love us the same...)
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9 posted on 10/07/2017 6:41:22 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (John McCain treats GOP voters like he treated his first wife)
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To: BenLurkin

I know a very wealthy woman from Japan. She refuses to speak English because she hates round-eye. her husband is American but he is required to speak Japanese. She’s a daughter of a wealthy japanese businessman, and he would FREAK if he knew how she actually lived.

But anyway, she is 50 and believes these ghosts like they are real as I am. Her bathroom is clean and white (All products that she buys are not only from the Japanese store, but they are white to match the white bathroom). The bathroom is kept spotlessly clean - like sterile - because of this ghost.

She’s insane. Like every Jap I’ve ever met, read about or was told about anecdotally.


10 posted on 10/07/2017 6:55:05 AM PDT by Celerity
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To: BenLurkin

So George Michael was Japanese? Who knew?


11 posted on 10/07/2017 7:10:06 AM PDT by partyrepub
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The headline reminded me of the time I ate that third Satan handroll and the regretful experience that followed.

(shudder)


14 posted on 10/07/2017 8:24:14 AM PDT by SirLurkedalot (10/10/51-7/7/16 RIP Dad, I'll be missing you until I cross over to Eternity)
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To: BenLurkin; 50mm; humblegunner; JoeProBono
This ghost lives in my bathroom.

He is terribly misunderstood.

What he actually says is:

"The Dead do not suffer the living to Pass Gas."

He is also well known in Japan where his name is -

"Shitai no Hana"

16 posted on 10/07/2017 9:10:21 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: BenLurkin

Moaning Myrtle couldn’t care less. She’s holding down the fort for all British ghosts who hang around toilets!


18 posted on 10/07/2017 9:14:48 AM PDT by johnthebaptistmoore (The world continues to be stuck in a "all leftist, all of the time" funk. BUNK THE FUNK!)
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