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Cops: One-armed woman fails in Pennsylvania bank robbery try
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| 10/4/2017
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Posted on 10/04/2017 7:57:34 AM PDT by simpson96
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posted on
10/04/2017 7:57:34 AM PDT
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simpson96
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posted on
10/04/2017 7:59:03 AM PDT
by
HLPhat
("TO SECURE THESE RIGHTS" -- Government with any other purpose is not American.)
To: simpson96
Is she now a fugitive? ;-P
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posted on
10/04/2017 7:59:13 AM PDT
by
MortMan
(NFL kneelers: A colonoscopy is not supposed to be a self-exam.)
To: HLPhat
Not much of a one bandit for sure
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posted on
10/04/2017 8:00:29 AM PDT
by
wally_bert
(I didn't get where I am today by selling ice cream tasting of bookends, pumice stone & West Germany)
To: simpson96
Her attorney could sue the bank for not making enough accommodations for the handicapped.
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posted on
10/04/2017 8:02:10 AM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: simpson96
She tells the teller...”Here, hold my knife while I grab the money.”.
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posted on
10/04/2017 8:02:14 AM PDT
by
moovova
To: HLPhat
Was this a strong arm robbery?
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posted on
10/04/2017 8:02:36 AM PDT
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it.)
To: simpson96
"A one armed woman???"
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posted on
10/04/2017 8:04:17 AM PDT
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DannyTN
To: simpson96
To: simpson96
Did she get away in a row boat?..................
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posted on
10/04/2017 8:05:42 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Road Rage lasts 5 minutes. Road Rash lasts 5 months!.....................)
To: simpson96
What do you call a one-armed bank robber?
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posted on
10/04/2017 8:05:47 AM PDT
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DannyTN
To: HLPhat
To: HLPhat
Aw, man! I was not IBTOAB!
To: simpson96
First mistake...
Walked into the bank and said “hand up”...
To: MortMan
Is she now a fugitive? ;-P
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Now, that one is clever. Except it should be “is she now being hunted by a fugitive?”.
To: Puppage
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posted on
10/04/2017 8:08:37 AM PDT
by
HLPhat
("TO SECURE THESE RIGHTS" -- Government with any other purpose is not American.)
To: simpson96
"I know a woman with one arm named Wanda."
"What's the name of her other arm?"
-PJ
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posted on
10/04/2017 8:08:50 AM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
(The 1st Amendment gives the People the right to a free press, not CNN the right to the 1st question.)
To: simpson96
Should have handed her the money bag and when she put the knife down to grab it, clocked her.
To: simpson96
Irvin acknowledged the robbery attempt and repeatedly told them, "I don't know why I did it" Uh, probably because you wanted the money?
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10/04/2017 8:09:16 AM PDT
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Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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