Posted on 10/02/2017 10:38:16 PM PDT by Bender2
On the 1st Bye and Bye of the season are the cursed Broncos, Falcons, Ain'ts & Deadskins
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Gadzooks and General Jackson-- How can a first half... be so damn different from the second half?
You... have to ask?
Okay, okay, Wade... you got your revenge.
Well, crying about it won't change the standings, Bendy... so GIT-R-DONE!
In Thursday night game, big's Uncle Toms get back on the wagon with a close one over Tampa Bay--
Okay, Okay, Larry... in regular Sunday action, I'm picking Arid Zona to clip the Iggle's wings--
Buffalo, the Unlce Tom Killers, get Cincy back on track to the dark bottom of the standings--
Gotta go with the Loinchopps over Cam's Putty Tats--
The Jags find no fun at Big Ben's Stoolers--
Hell, I'd pay La Bolts to beat them Jersey Jints, but I fear the stink on the East Coast is not as strong as the West Coast variety--
Da Jets all the way over the cursed, 'kneeling in their hearts' Browstains--
Who really cares who wins when the Soapy 9er visit Luckless Indy? Flipped a coin and the 9er won--
Allegras Old Earlers face Jay Cutler's Phins, Alegra will be happy--
If the Ravens face Carr, I pick the Raiders. If it is Manuel, the Black Byrds win--
If La Ewes can beat my Boys, they will beat the Seathugs--
I could be a homer here, but the fear in my heart is that my Boys will get beat by big's Packer Wackers--
Gadzooks, I hate to have to pick between two Texas teams Sunday night--
but my Old Dallas Texans... will slow down Allegra and my Texicans...
enough to get a win--
Sorry, Imp, in the Monday Night Muck, Da Viqueens will de-furr Da Bears--
Thanks Bender2.
always loved your posts!!! glad u still around to give me a laugh
NFL is fake game fake news from the get go. These teams in no way reflect the spirit of the cities they hail from as they are corporate virtual entities recruiting. Additionally the group think is horrendous. It is on par with the fake personalities of WWF wrestling.
I won’t watch the NFL this year, but I still enjoy your posts. Thank you for keeping them up.
As for the Left and guns, there is method to their madness. They claim silencers are bad because of this shooting, even though silencers weren’t used and would not have made any difference in the number killed. They claim we need universal background checks even though this guy would have passed. They are hoping this shooting will change the narrative because they are losing on Russia, on NFL, and on identity politics.
If we just surrender our guns, the government that everyone loves so much will protect us from this stuff! The lefties say so!
Wake me up when Bender's team loses again...
NFL LIVE THREAD Week 5
Thursday, Oct 5, 2017
^New England^ Raymond James Stadium, A tax supported venue
Sunday, Oct 8, 2017
^Philadelphia^ Lincoln Financial Field, A tax supported venue
^Cincinnati^ Paul Brown Stadium, A tax supported venue
^Detroit^ Ford Field, A tax supported venue
^Pittsburgh^ Heinz Field, A tax supported venue
N.Y. ^Giants^ MetLife Stadium, A tax supported venue
N.Y. ^Jets^ First Energy Stadium, A tax supported venue
^Indianapolis^ Lucas Oil Stadium, A tax supported venue
^Tennessee^ Hard Rock Stadium, A tax supported venue
^Oakland^ Oakland Coliseum, A tax supported venue
^Seattle^ Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum, A tax supported venue
^Green Bay^ AT&T Stadium, A tax supported venue
^Houston^ 8:30 NRG Stadium, A tax supported venue
Monday, Oct 9, 2017
^Chicago^ ESPN Soldier Field, A tax supported venue
On the 1st Bye and Bye of the season are the cursed Broncos, Falcons, Ain’ts & Deadskins.
They be kissin’ theyz sistah.
New England [X] at Tampa Bay
Arizona at Philadelphia [X]
Buffalo [X] at Cincinnati
Carolina [X] at Detroit
Jacksonville at Pittsburgh [X]
L.A. Chargers at N.Y. Giants [X] (Someone has to win...)
N.Y. Jets [X] at Cleveland
San Francisco at Indianapolis [X]
Tennessee [X] at Miami
Baltimore at Oakland [X]
Seattle at L.A. Rams [X]
Green Bay at Dallas [X]
Kansas City [X] at Houston
Minnesota [X] at Chicago
Carr to miss 2-6 weeks, poor Oaktown.
So you sneak it in through this back door and ping all remaining the NFL fans.
The NFL is seditious and evil. Anyone who still supports it is supporting the destruction of traditional American values.
Gadzooks, consider one Private Eye want'a be's tagline: (Freep mail me if you want to be on my Fingerstyle Acoustic Guitar Ping list.) I should demand that he stop that because we all know all guitar pickers & musicians are all depraved drug addicts that, of course, takes them to acts of sexual perversion, domestic abuse, robbery to pay for their drug habit and murder of anyone who oppose them. THEN they get real nasty--
Therefore, do not allow them to play guitars or any other musical instrument. Not in public nor in private!
They should never be allowed to even hum a tune. That just invites other people to hear their vile perversion--
See, insanity that goes around, comes around... to bite these so-called soothsayer right in the arse.
Patsies are still allowing too many points against. One less than they score. Bucs win.
As much as I’d like to see the Cards win, gotta go with those darn eagles on this one.
BiLLLLs
Lions
Steelers
Since they can’t both lose, I’ll go with the Giants on this one.
Jets
Since they can’t both lose, I’ll go with the Colts on this one.
Oilers
Raiders
You’d think they’d have some fans by now ... Rams
To quote (insert Star Wars universe character here) “I’ve got a bad feeling about this,” but ... COWBOYS!!!!
Texans have found their offense and will hand KC their first loss.
Bears have no defense ... Vikings.
Not to mention all the whacky tabaccy they smoke
TB Bucs to win
Times, they are a’changin . . .
Tampa Bay
Philadelphia
Cincinnat
Detroit
Pittsburgh
Chargers
San Francisco
Jets
Tennessee
Baltimore
Rams
Dallas
Houston
Minnesota
Picking against the struggling Pats is the new chic thing eh? Bah! I spit on trends.
It seems like I never pick against my Olde Chi Cardinals, I think I had them going 15-1 last year. Well, not this week.
Bills, Billieve.
Old Cam is getting raked over the coals for laughing at a chick reporter. He'll be laughing again when his Fig Newtons score another upset.
Coach Omar Epps and his kneelers will best the Jag offs
Empty Batteries at NY Pygmies, I hope they don't tie, one of these poor bastards need to win, welcome to 0-5 Diet Manning.
Browns are the slight home favorite? Whatever you say, Vegas, I'll take the Paper Planes
69ers at Indy, I'll take the home team
Betting against Jay Cutler is always smart
No Carr but Oaktown beats the Black birds at home
Tough call here, Rams
Dallas over Green Bay
First loss for Big Chief Andy? So other week.
And it must be the wacky tobaccy smoke from that dude with the acoustic guitar but New QB, Monday Night, Bear down!!
Navy downs the Air Force
Kansas State knocks the Burnt Umber out'a them UT Teasips
And I know I am a fool for saying this... but my stumbling, fumbling Aggies will sting Bama in the upset of the century--
Hey, Bendy, I... already done that!
Yeah, Johnny, but these Aggies are doing it... sober.
http://media.tmz.com/2013/01/07/0107-johnny-manziel-3.jpg
Gadzooks, Imp-- No one... in his right mind would ever be against Bogie as private eye Philip Marlowe.
However, Lefty Elliot Gould poor attempt as Marlowe... in 1973's The Long Goodbye--
Would be... perfect.
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