[Bender2]

NFL LIVE THREAD Week 5

Thursday, Oct 5, 2017

New England at Tampa Bay 8:25 pm
CBS Raymond James Stadium

Sunday, Oct 8, 2017

Arizona at Philadelphia 1:00 pm
FOX Lincoln Financial Field

Buffalo at Cincinnati 1:00 pm
CBS Paul Brown Stadium

Carolina at Detroit 1:00 pm
FOX Ford Field

Jacksonville at Pittsburgh 1:00 p
CBS Heinz Field

L.A. Chargers at N.Y. Giants 1:00 pm
CBS MetLife Stadium

N.Y. Jets at Cleveland 1:00 pm
FOX First Energy Stadium

San Francisco at Indianapolis 1:00 pm
FOX Lucas Oil Stadium

Tennessee at Miami 1:00 pm
CBS Hard Rock Stadium

Baltimore at Oakland 4:05 pm
CBS Oakland Coliseum

Seattle at L.A. Rams 4:05 pm
CBS Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum

Green Bay at Dallas 4:25 pm
FOX AT&T Stadium

Kansas City at Houston 8:30 pm
NBC NRG Stadium

Monday, Oct 9, 2017

Minnesota at Chicago 8:30 pm
ESPN Soldier Field

On the 1st Bye and Bye of the season are the cursed Broncos, Falcons, Ain'ts & Deadskins

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Gadzooks and General Jackson-- How can a first half... be so damn different from the second half?

You... have to ask?

Okay, okay, Wade... you got your revenge.

Well, crying about it won't change the standings, Bendy... so GIT-R-DONE!

In Thursday night game, big's Uncle Toms get back on the wagon with a close one over Tampa Bay--

Okay, Okay, Larry... in regular Sunday action, I'm picking Arid Zona to clip the Iggle's wings--

Buffalo, the Unlce Tom Killers, get Cincy back on track to the dark bottom of the standings--

Gotta go with the Loinchopps over Cam's Putty Tats--

The Jags find no fun at Big Ben's Stoolers--

Hell, I'd pay La Bolts to beat them Jersey Jints, but I fear the stink on the East Coast is not as strong as the West Coast variety--

Da Jets all the way over the cursed, 'kneeling in their hearts' Browstains--

Who really cares who wins when the Soapy 9er visit Luckless Indy? Flipped a coin and the 9er won--

Allegras Old Earlers face Jay Cutler's Phins, Alegra will be happy--

If the Ravens face Carr, I pick the Raiders. If it is Manuel, the Black Byrds win--

If La Ewes can beat my Boys, they will beat the Seathugs--

I could be a homer here, but the fear in my heart is that my Boys will get beat by big's Packer Wackers--

Gadzooks, I hate to have to pick between two Texas teams Sunday night--
but my Old Dallas Texans... will slow down Allegra and my Texicans... enough to get a win--

Sorry, Imp, in the Monday Night Muck, Da Viqueens will de-furr Da Bears--

[Bender2]

Wake us... when one of our teams win!

[Pollster1]

I won’t watch the NFL this year, but I still enjoy your posts. Thank you for keeping them up.

As for the Left and guns, there is method to their madness. They claim silencers are bad because of this shooting, even though silencers weren’t used and would not have made any difference in the number killed. They claim we need universal background checks even though this guy would have passed. They are hoping this shooting will change the narrative because they are losing on Russia, on NFL, and on identity politics.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

NFL LIVE THREAD Week 5

Thursday, Oct 5, 2017
^New England^ Raymond James Stadium, A tax supported venue

Sunday, Oct 8, 2017
^Philadelphia^ Lincoln Financial Field, A tax supported venue

^Cincinnati^ Paul Brown Stadium, A tax supported venue

^Detroit^ Ford Field, A tax supported venue

^Pittsburgh^ Heinz Field, A tax supported venue

N.Y. ^Giants^ MetLife Stadium, A tax supported venue

N.Y. ^Jets^ First Energy Stadium, A tax supported venue

^Indianapolis^ Lucas Oil Stadium, A tax supported venue

^Tennessee^ Hard Rock Stadium, A tax supported venue

^Oakland^ Oakland Coliseum, A tax supported venue

^Seattle^ Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum, A tax supported venue

^Green Bay^ AT&T Stadium, A tax supported venue

^Houston^ 8:30 NRG Stadium, A tax supported venue

Monday, Oct 9, 2017
^Chicago^ ESPN Soldier Field, A tax supported venue

On the 1st Bye and Bye of the season are the cursed Broncos, Falcons, Ain’ts & Deadskins.

They be kissin’ theyz sistah.

[kosciusko51]

New England [X] at Tampa Bay

Arizona at Philadelphia [X]

Buffalo [X] at Cincinnati

Carolina [X] at Detroit

Jacksonville at Pittsburgh [X]

L.A. Chargers at N.Y. Giants [X] (Someone has to win...)

N.Y. Jets [X] at Cleveland

San Francisco at Indianapolis [X]

Tennessee [X] at Miami

Baltimore at Oakland [X]

Seattle at L.A. Rams [X]

Green Bay at Dallas [X]

Kansas City [X] at Houston

Minnesota [X] at Chicago

[P-Marlowe]

So, I will still continue to post the NFL LIVE THREAD as long as I can because I have a right to--

So you sneak it in through this back door and ping all remaining the NFL fans.

The NFL is seditious and evil. Anyone who still supports it is supporting the destruction of traditional American values.

[al_c]

Patsies are still allowing too many points against. One less than they score. Bucs win.
As much as I’d like to see the Cards win, gotta go with those darn eagles on this one.
BiLLLLs
Lions
Steelers
Since they can’t both lose, I’ll go with the Giants on this one.
Jets
Since they can’t both lose, I’ll go with the Colts on this one.
Oilers
Raiders
You’d think they’d have some fans by now ... Rams
To quote (insert Star Wars universe character here) “I’ve got a bad feeling about this,” but ... COWBOYS!!!!
Texans have found their offense and will hand KC their first loss.
Bears have no defense ... Vikings.

[Rummyfan]

Sitting here watching the Tribe dominate the Yankees so I may as well get the rest of my picks in... I already took the Pats tonight. Maybe I should surf over and check the score? Anyway, here we go with the rest of the schedule....

Thursday, Oct 5, 2017

New England at Tampa Bay 8:25 pm CBS Raymond James Stadium I took the Pats....

Sunday, Oct 8, 2017

Arizona at Philadelphia 1:00 pm FOX Lincoln Financial Field Not quite ready to jump on the Eagles bandwagon, but 3 - 1 speaks for itself. The Cards have been disappointing. I think they're trending down while the Iggles are trending up. Eagles.

Buffalo at Cincinnati 1:00 pm CBS Paul Brown Stadium Buffalo showed me something by going to Atlanta and winning. There is no way they should lose this game ... but it is a classic trap, coming off a huge road win and playing the hapless though still dangerous Bungles. But let's say the Bills are for real. Bills.

Carolina at Detroit 1:00 pm FOX Ford Field Big win for Carolina last week. Detroit has been very good, losing only to the Falcons. I'm going to ride the Old Georgia Bulldog Matthew Stafford till he shows me otherwise. Lions.

Jacksonville at Pittsburgh 1:00 CBS Heinz Field Jax has won a couple of games and is moving in the right direction. But... the Kneelers at home? Nah. Kneelers.

L.A. Chargers at N.Y. Giants 1:00 pm CBS MetLife Stadium One of these teams has to win right? I suppose the remote possibility of a tie exists but.... Given that the Bolts will be playing at what is essentially 10 AM their time, that may be enough to tip the scales to the G-Men. Giants.

N.Y. Jets at Cleveland 1:00 pm FOX First Energy Stadium I guess my reports of the Jets demise were premature... have they actually won two in a row?! And now the Browns..... As bad as Gang Green is, the Browns are worse and seem incapable of not turning the ball over. Jay - Eee - Tee - Ess JETS JETS JETS!

San Francisco at Indianapolis 1:00 pm FOX Lucas Oil Stadium Two other woebegone squads.... And another West Coast team playing on East Coast time. Who is the Colts quarterback? I don't know. Brian Hoyer I know and if nothing else the Niners have shown they can score. Niners.

Tennessee at Miami 1:00 pm CBS Hard Rock Stadium The Titans... what the heck happened to them in Houston last week? And what is the status of Mariota? But hey, it's only the Phish who were shutout in London last week... by the Saints D. Titans.

Baltimore at Oakland 4:05 pm CBS Oakland Coliseum The only reason I give the Ravens a snowball's chance in hell in this game is because Derek Carr is out. But will that be enough? The last two weeks the Ravens O has been anemic and the D has been pretty questionable too. OTOH, the Raiders have not exactly been setting the world on fire. Improbably and against all odds, the Nevermores win. Ravens.

Seattle at L.A. Rams 4:05 pm CBS Los Angeles Memorial ColiseumLA Rams... another team in the 'are they for real' category (the Bill and the Chiefs also being members). After dominating the Cowboys last week the Bluish Man Group comes to the Colisseum... I like the Lambs here as I think the Seahags are over-rated. Plus I can't stand Michael Bennett. Rams.

Green Bay at Dallas 4:25 pm FOX AT&T Stadium Ah, the marquis match-up! Bendy, what has happened to the thought-to-be-mighty Cowboys? Losses to Denver and to - gasp! - the Rams?! The Pack was dominated by Atlanta but has otherwise been strong (okay, an OT was required to beat Cincinnati...). With all the 'Boys woes and Aaron Rodgers playing to form..... Packers.

Kansas City at Houston 8:30 pm NBC NRG Stadium The only unbeaten team traveling to Houston to take on the Titans and the new wunderkind of the NFL.... Can Watson have another game like last week? Sure. But not against the Chiefs D. KC wins and stays unbeaten. Chiefs.

Monday, Oct 9, 2017

Minnesota at Chicago 8:30 pm ESPN Soldier Field Minnesota has no Bradford but they still have a very good defense, and Mitchell Trubisky has never taken a regular season snap. That does not bode well for Da Bears. Vikings.

On the 1st Bye and Bye of the season are the cursed Broncos, Falcons, Ain'ts & Deadskins

Cleveland wins!

[trisham]

Thank you, Bender2!

[cynwoody]

Why, you may ask, does the mass murder of 59 souls

The correct number is 58.

Not to include one Stephen Craig Paddock, who hopefully died a suicide, but maybe not (the fog of war persists).

[dfwgator]

Y.A. Tittle Dies at 90

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/20967731/ya-tittle-pro-football-hall-famer-dies-age-90