Posted on 09/30/2017 1:46:12 PM PDT by nickcarraway
By Bang Published Friday, September 29, 2017 A desperate bride married herself after searching for 20 years to find Mr Right.
Laura Mesi, 40, arranged a wedding in Lissone, in Italy, where she married herself in a one-off ceremony, because she had struggled to find love after 20 years, the La Repubblica newspaper reports.
The fitness instructor had reportedly always dreamed of having a fairytale wedding, and she made her own wishes come true as she donned a traditional wedding dress, had a group of bridesmaids by her side and a ring that she gave to herself on her special day.
She told the newspaper: "I told friends and family that if I had not found my soul-mate by my 40th birthday I would marry myself.
"If one day I find a man with whom I can plan a future I'll be happy, but my happiness does not depend on him.
"This is my fairytale wedding - only without a Price Charming."
Laura paid around £8,700 for the ceremony and she is able to divorce herself any time, but for the meantime she will be spending some time alone on her honeymoon in Egypt.
Ahhh, this stuff is just “normal” these days...
Take a look....
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“Woman ‘marries’ train station she’s loved for 36 years and “has sex with mentally””
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-marries-train-station-shes-10499237
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“Woman Wants to Marry Seattle Building”
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/01/woman-wants-to-marry-seattle-building/
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“British Woman Marries Dolphin”
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2006/01/03/british-woman-marries-dolphin.html
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“British woman marries her dog, confesses: ‘I’m totally her b-—h’”
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/woman-marries-dog-totally-b-h-article-1.1717772
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“‘Best sex ever’. Emma McCabe plans to marry a tree named Tim”
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“Rock-solid love: Australian woman marries a bridge in France - and even gets the mayor’s blessing”
Well they say opposites attract.
At least she didn’t marry her dog!
And then there are these...
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“Meet the three women who are all married – to each other”
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/three-women-married-each-other-3453009
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“Three men marry in first legally recognised ‘polyamorous wedding’”
Too bad she’s Italian. That level of crazy and narcissism is a good example of a Hillary voter.
Just plain sad....
BINGO! There it is again. The moment a woman uses that word you know she will never find lasting happiness.
I have a theory that if a woman has not had a child by the time she is 30 she simply goes insane. The process is one that probably begins in the late teens, and each year that she goes childless, she teeters closer and closer to the brink, until at around thirty she simply falls off the cliff and loses the ability to process reality. Women’s bodies (and minds) are complicated machines, optimized for one purpose: to make babies. So what happens when all that powerful machinery is denied its one true function? Chaos. I think men of the past used to keep women barefoot and pregnant not to enslave them, but to prevent a slow-motion detonation that destroys everything that surrounds it.
You can’t make this s*** up.
Madness, MADNESS!!
Modern day women!
LOL
So, basically a 10/10?
Dancin’ with herself, oh oh,
Dancin’ with herself.
Yeah, pretty much. Doesn’t really end until menopause either; as the last chance approaches she faces the option of now or never for one more.
And likewise men are built to impregnate. Marry early, or be distracted into other outlets. And they’re not gonna stop wanting to until the brain shuts it off around age 65.
My guess is all of the Mr Rights thought she was Miss Wrong.
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