Playboy founder Hugh Hefner dies at 91

New York Post ^ | September 2t, 2017 | joe tgapicano

[sparklite2]

The iconic founder of Playboy Magazine Hugh Hefner died at 91, the magazine announced Wednesday night.

The publisher of the quintessential men’s lifestyle magazine built an empire around the alluring business.

Playboy announced his death in a tweet.

[xp38]

One of the few times a male was on the cover of Playboy. I think this guy went on to better things.

[GOPsterinMA]

hehehehehehehehehe!!!!!! Thank you for noticing. :)

[ytrebil]

Anybody that managed to land the magnificent Barbi Benton, even for a little while, couldn’t be all bad.

If Hefner hadn't been as rich and successful as he was, Barbi wouldn't have given him the time of day.

[sparklite2]

Neat.

[minnesota_bound]

#18 There are stories by the women on how filthy the mansion was and the house rules.

[sparklite2]

Heh. Rich and successful is the best deodorant there is.

[A strike]

Dude, that is an awesome quote!

[Arthur McGowan]

You’ve heard of pornography?

Why does pornography ruin lives? Because people masturbate to it.

What are you—nine years old?

[Arthur McGowan]

Some people are just morons.

Like the people who say, seriously, that they will enjoy Hell because all their friends will be there. I’m not talking about people who say that as a lame joke, but those who sincerely think that’s a deep thought.

[BillyBoy]

Hugh's widow, Crystal Hefner (who will now be one of the wealthiest 31 year olds in the world):

[Salamander]

[dfwgator]

This is Hugh!

[fieldmarshaldj]

Unless they’re flogging the bishop 24/7, I’ve never seen how masturbation destroys lives.

BTW, if I were 9 years old discussing masturbation with you on a public forum, it’d be time to call Chris Hansen.

[Cementjungle]

In honor of this thread, I'll show you a pic of my friend (who was a recent model in Playboy South Africa) helping me clean up my house last week after Irma:

Very, very nice gal actually.

[sparklite2]

What did Hef give her for Christmas?
An old organ.

[fieldmarshaldj]

She can use all that dough for upkeep on her duck lips. I miss the old days before Hef got obsessed with blondes that all looked like clones. Barbi was just about the hottest of all his gals with her lovely, long dark locks and beautiful eyes and other parts... ;-)

[sparklite2]

I can’t believe it took so long for someone to say that. LOL

[fieldmarshaldj]

My house is a terrible mess and I’m single, please send her over ?

[fieldmarshaldj]

He left out Series.

[sparklite2]

Why “actually”? Are bunnies supposed to be shrews?