They gots red necks in Russia?.
Almost all of them are in Ruskieland.
Matter of fact, not even your typical dirt road livin’ Louisiana Cajun can hold a candle to the Ruskie rednecks.
Friend of mine was in Poland for a business trip. He wanted to see Russia via the one accessible highway in the small town he was in. He was highly advised to not drive on it or see Russia as the Russians living across the border basically used the road for hijacking cars and kidnapping/carjacking naive western tourists fond of road trips. They called it the Pirate Highway in Polish.
You might be a Russian redneck if ... going to the bathroom at night involves shoes and a flashlight.
And birds nest in your beard.