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Top 10 uses for Hillary's new book

Posted on 09/14/2017 6:28:09 PM PDT by cq

10 - Drink Coaster
9 - Paper Weight
8 - target practice
7 - starting campfires


TOPICS: Books/Literature; Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: whathappened
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To: left that other site

Sound like every democrat that’s been elected or has a news job


21 posted on 09/14/2017 6:42:28 PM PDT by cq (Can we get to the point please?)
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To: neverevergiveup

That was better than anything I could have come up with. Actually a lot better.


22 posted on 09/14/2017 6:43:03 PM PDT by yarddog (Romans 8:38-39, For I am persuaded.)
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To: IronJack

Could also be re-used for cat litter


23 posted on 09/14/2017 6:45:23 PM PDT by cq (Can we get to the point please?)
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To: yarddog

Time capsule. Then 500 years from now when someone digs it up they can finally confirm that liberalism was a mental disorder.


24 posted on 09/14/2017 6:49:51 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (“The fundamental question of our time is whether the West has the will to survive.” - DJT)
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To: cq

LOL!


25 posted on 09/14/2017 6:50:08 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: cq

Hitlery’s book should be considered pornographic since it clearly has no socially redeeming value.


26 posted on 09/14/2017 6:51:23 PM PDT by lakecumberlandvet (Appeasement never works.)
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To: Fungi

Actually, the book I would like to see Hillary write would be titled “What Happened?” with a picture of her on the front cover behind bars!


27 posted on 09/14/2017 7:04:00 PM PDT by cq (Can we get to the point please?)
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To: cq

Be careful with that one, you could catch something.


28 posted on 09/14/2017 7:12:41 PM PDT by 2001convSVT (Going Galt as fast as I can.)
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To: cq

I would like to see that too. In fact I would give a hundred dollars to see her in chains and hobbles.


29 posted on 09/14/2017 7:18:55 PM PDT by yarddog (Romans 8:38-39, For I am persuaded.)
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To: neverevergiveup

“Teaching a course on narcissistic personality disorder. Classic case study.”

Excellent. Maybe it would help others.


30 posted on 09/14/2017 7:20:12 PM PDT by Innovative ("Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -- Vince Lombardi)
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To: Kozy

“Cut out for gun. Perfect hiding space, no one will ever look inside the book let alone read it.”

Another excellent use for it


31 posted on 09/14/2017 7:21:49 PM PDT by Innovative ("Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -- Vince Lombardi)
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To: ConservativeStatement
It goes right next to Bill Clinton’s copy of “To All The Girls I’ve Loved Before.”

There are 40 million versions of that book, each with different names in them, so Hildebeast is a$$ out.

32 posted on 09/14/2017 7:30:02 PM PDT by Mark17 (Genesis chapter 1 verse 1. In the beginning GOD....And the rest, as they say, is HIS-story)
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To: cq

urinal cake targets


33 posted on 09/14/2017 7:31:50 PM PDT by OrangeHoof (Let Trump Be Trump. Would you rather have Hillary?)
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To: cq
Top 10 uses for Hillary's new book

This book is not worth the paper it is printed on.

Why did she get paid so much money for such a piece of trash.

Maybe this book was to console her voters who openly cried because she lost the election last year.

The Clintoons are a big joke on the American public.

34 posted on 09/14/2017 7:32:14 PM PDT by TheConservativeTejano
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To: ConservativeStatement
" It goes right next to Bill Clinton’s copy of “To All The Girls I’ve Loved Before.”"

The revised printing is now available!

Bill Clinton’s copy of “To All The Girls I’ve Loved Before, who now have Canker Sores"

35 posted on 09/14/2017 7:34:15 PM PDT by crazy scenario (USA IS cheatn` on Hillary with Trump!)
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To: TheConservativeTejano

Each book should come with an insert with an addition hotline number on it!


36 posted on 09/14/2017 7:37:43 PM PDT by cq (Can we get to the point please?)
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To: cq

Just don’t buy it. Hitlery wrote the book just to make money off of the stupid gullable.


37 posted on 09/14/2017 8:23:00 PM PDT by Vinylly (http://forums.meter.com/index.php?topic=25511.0)
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To: Kozy
Cut out for gun. Perfect hiding space, no one will ever look inside the book let alone read it.

You nailed it...Only use that would pass muster!

If I had a gun I wanted to hide...

38 posted on 09/14/2017 8:29:26 PM PDT by GGpaX4DumpedTea ((I am a Tea Party descendant...steeped in the Constitutional Republic given to us by the Founders))
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To: TheConservativeParty
Then throw in the fireplace and watch it burn.

You get the same result when a priest sprinkles some Holy Water on it.

39 posted on 09/14/2017 8:29:32 PM PDT by henkster (We are living in an Orwellian era.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

And placed on the other side, the world’s shortest book,
“Clinton Ethics and Morals.”


40 posted on 09/14/2017 8:34:42 PM PDT by Sasparilla ( I'm Not Tired of Winning.)
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